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The England Thread

Barney Rubble

International Coach
steds said:
"Think you're big and clever swearing and shouting at people? Can't you think of something constructive to say? 'Cause if you can, I'd like to hear it"

"Yeah, alright. Why don't you play two players up front instead of one."

"Two. Ok. Anything else?"

"You could try switching Robbo from the left flank to the right 'cause he's alot more constructive there."

"Push Tonker back into the attacking midfield role, right. Danny drops back and he shores up defence"

"It would be nice to see Massey make some jinking runs into the box like he does for his club."

"With Rufus and Fairbrother upfront together, you'd have an effective partnership of strength and skill"

...
"**** off!"
:laugh: Yeah, awesome. And let's not forget the "F***ing Mexicans!!" scene. :D
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Most great goalscorers score a lot of penalties, and a lot of the time you'll find great goalscorers win most of these penalties themselves, I don't have the stats to hand but of the 14 penalties he took last season, I think Johnson was directly involved for about 8 or 9, often in positions where a man with his finishing ability (which can't be doubted) would have almost certainly scored. Discrediting penalties from a player's goalscoring record is ludicrous.

You can't ignore the simple fact that Johnson and Ashton played in sides of a very similar standard last season and when they were both playing in the Premiership, Johnson scored 12 to Ashton's 7. And he has only scored 5 times for West Ham thus far, which is not good enough to take a striker the World Cup - I touted his name about myself recently I must admit, but having looked into it, while I don't doubt he can score great goals and has a lot of talent, I would rather have Johnson in the team simply because he is good at being in the right place at the right time, and if it came down to it, in the 90th minute of a match, I know which player I'd rather have running into the 6 yard box to finish a move off - Johnson

Alas, Ashton's career record is slightly better (Johnson has 1 more goal from less appearances) but Johnson's record at Birmingham was poor, at Palace his record is slightly better than 0.5 goals per game

Each to their own, but as someone who grew up watching the mighty John Aldridge, I can't help but love someone who has a knack for scoring goals, however he happens to get them.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
GeraintIsMyHero said:
Most great goalscorers score a lot of penalties, and a lot of the time you'll find great goalscorers win most of these penalties themselves, I don't have the stats to hand but of the 14 penalties he took last season, I think Johnson was directly involved for about 8 or 9, often in positions where a man with his finishing ability (which can't be doubted) would have almost certainly scored. Discrediting penalties from a player's goalscoring record is ludicrous.

You can't ignore the simple fact that Johnson and Ashton played in sides of a very similar standard last season and when they were both playing in the Premiership, Johnson scored 12 to Ashton's 7. And he has only scored 5 times for West Ham thus far, which is not good enough to take a striker the World Cup - I touted his name about myself recently I must admit, but having looked into it, while I don't doubt he can score great goals and has a lot of talent, I would rather have Johnson in the team simply because he is good at being in the right place at the right time, and if it came down to it, in the 90th minute of a match, I know which player I'd rather have running into the 6 yard box to finish a move off - Johnson

Alas, Ashton's career record is slightly better (Johnson has 1 more goal from less appearances) but Johnson's record at Birmingham was poor, at Palace his record is slightly better than 0.5 goals per game

Each to their own, but as someone who grew up watching the mighty John Aldridge, I can't help but love someone who has a knack for scoring goals, however he happens to get them.
The major argument I have here is about why you think I'm discrediting penalties from his record. The reason I'm saying they should be discounted is not for any reason other than that the penalties he took, and scored, could just as easily have been scored by any other player in Palace's side.

He might deserve credit for winning some of those penalties, but on at least a few occasions they were won by blatant dives, and there's no guarantee at all he would have scored from those positions had the penalty not been given. A record of roughly 10 goals from open play in 38 games certainly doesn't indicate the most clinical of finishers, and that's what he'd have ended up with had Palace had another penalty-taker in the side (they actually did have Danny Granville, but IIRC he was injured when they won their first penalty of the season, so Johnson took it and just carried on for the rest of the season).

My view of him is also affected by the fact that I saw him at Fratton Park last season and, up against a pretty poor Pompey defence, he was shocking. Granted, his record on the face of it is pretty good, but personally I'll never rate him.
 

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
GeraintIsMyHero said:
What's with the Andy Johnson hate club, he had loads of time out injured this season, scored an awful lot of goals last season, and 30+ the year before. He's a good striker, not world class for sure, but better than Darren Bent
He's not good enough for England. That's the issue.

17 goals in the Championship...
 

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
GeraintIsMyHero said:
Most great goalscorers score a lot of penalties, and a lot of the time you'll find great goalscorers win most of these penalties themselves,
No, that's the great divers...
 

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
Not even 1 in 2 in the Premiership necessarily means International standard...

Besides, isn't about 2 in 5 from the wing better than 1 in 2 playing up-front and winning and converting penalties?
 

Matteh

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
marc71178 said:
Not even 1 in 2 in the Premiership necessarily means International standard...
If you believe Scaly, not even a goal every 1.59 games for Arsenal is International standard....
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
I guess I'm on my own here

Nonetheless, I rate Johnson! LOL - well we'll see which Premiership managers agree with me this summer I suppose as he looks like he'll be on his way out of Palace
 

Scaly piscine

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Matteh said:
If you believe Scaly, not even a goal every 1.59 games for Arsenal is International standard....
A goal every two and a half games for that France team isn't very good international standard - still no Wigan, Sunderland, Middlesbrough Reserves etc. to fill his boots against there so what do you expect.
 

Scaly piscine

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
marc71178 said:
You rate Rooney don't you Scaly?
And unlike chief poseur he isn't the out and out forward whenever he plays (Owen for England or horse/Saha etc. for Manure), so you're wasting your time if you try and allude to his goal-scoring record.
 

Matteh

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Scaly piscine said:
And unlike chief poseur he isn't the out and out forward whenever he plays (Owen for England or horse/Saha etc. for Manure), so you're wasting your time if you try and allude to his goal-scoring record.
But we can ignore the fact Henry was once a winger 8-)
 

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
Scaly piscine said:
And unlike chief poseur he isn't the out and out forward whenever he plays (Owen for England or horse/Saha etc. for Manure), so you're wasting your time if you try and allude to his goal-scoring record.
So how come he's so great when he scored a grand total of 0 goals in the World Cup qualifying then?

Is it because he's not French?
 

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
Matteh said:
But we can ignore the fact Henry was once a winger 8-)
And still isn't the so called out and out striker the one who thinks he knows more than everyone else makes out.
 

roseboy64

Cricket Web Content Updater
marc71178 said:
So how come he's so great when he scored a grand total of 0 goals in the World Cup qualifying then?

Is it because he's not French?
Did you read the post Marc?
 

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
Irrelevant - Henry's goalscoring record is much better than Rooney's so if 1 is criticised so must the other one.

Not to mention the actual teams he's scored against...
 

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