Paine and Ashwin interactions

[TheJediBrah]

Is this in regards to the average in India thing? I thought that was quite funny. Although I also find it quite funny that he was sledging a bowler that has 4 more Test centuries than Paine's zero.

Yeah Paine's come out of this looking like a right dil tbh

 

[Burgey]

He didn't go into it looking like a rocket surgeon to begin with.

 

[Gnske]

Better than Spikey who looks like a bad penis surgeon.

He was my caseworker, I know these things.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Better than Spikey who looks like a bad penis surgeon.

He was my caseworker, I know these things.

I'm more interested in how you know what a bad penis surgeon looks like. And accordingly, my commiserations.

 

[Burgey]

Is this a reference to a bad surgeon who operates on penises or a surgeon who operates on bad penises?

 

[TheJediBrah]

Well if it was a good penis it wouldn't need to be operated on

 

[Burgey]

When good penises get better...

 

[TheJediBrah]

Title of your autobiography

 

[trundler]

Sounds more like a Catholic Gone Wild thing

 

[Smudge]

This is fair enough. He stood perennially offside, entered 90% of rucks from the side and stomped on a series of heads in a career lasting about 15 years. But he never called anyone a dickhead. I'll have you know he was a gentleman.

Cool. You'll definitely be able to name a player whose head was stomped on by Richie McCaw, I'm sure, what with the sum total of your contributions to the Official Rugby Thread being "durrrr, Union boring, league awesum, durrr".

 

[Burgey]

Cool. You'll definitely be able to name a player whose head was stomped on by Richie McCaw, I'm sure, what with the sum total of your contributions to the Official Rugby Thread being "durrrr, Union boring, league awesum, durrr".

Lol chill out mate ffs.

 

[Smudge]

Lol chill out mate ffs.

Nobody puts Richie in the corner*.

* - except for a link player handing on the last pass.

 

[Burgey]

Omfg he does look a bit like the Sawyz (RIP).

Always enjoy the ABs beating Aus, as I’ve said before. They draw their players from everywhere and not just wanker schools

 

[Senile Sentry]

Basic sledging 101 there. The first guy to crack and get personal automatically loses, and all it took from Ashwin was one retort and Paine cracked and let fly ‘dickhead’ Amateur hour.

Why Paine is attempting to give anyone ****, let alone a guy like Ashwin I have no idea. We’re talking about the less qualified test captain in the world (he only got the job because of the state Australian cricket was in). He’s obviously an absolute rubbish keeper and the **** has never scored a test match 100 ffs. I couldn’t believe that when I read that this morning.

Ashwin should’ve absolutely schooled him, so much ammunition right there ha.

Ashwin had a test match to save. His one retort was enough to derail Paine's concentration and probably self esteem.

 

[Senile Sentry]

Didn’t want to ruin his chances of getting an IPL deal obviously

Well that depends on how well does he suck up to Ponting or one of those Aussie coach / supporting staff?

 

[Senile Sentry]

Most of Oz's nonsense comes from not knowing how to accept defeat graciously

Thought they have had more than a decade now to deal with it

 

[ParwazHaiJunoon]

a cute dickhead

 

[Coronis]

Cool. You'll definitely be able to name a player whose head was stomped on by Richie McCaw, I'm sure, what with the sum total of your contributions to the Official Rugby Thread being "durrrr, Union boring, league awesum, durrr".

I mean, its true.