***Official*** Season XIII/XIV Charity Series

[HeathDavisSpeed]

I hope you've named a vice-captain...

No, but I will be wearing a sandwich board that reads:

"IN CASE OF ASPHIXIA, PLEASE BREAK HERE."

Complete with an arrow pointing at my head.

 

[Agent TBY]

This round's gimmick will be a different type of headwear.

LA Camps jr (5) - An ancient Knight's helmet, stolen from the set of a Spaceman at the Court of King Arthur movie
P Young (3) - A bowl of fruit (rotten)
M Corrin (4) - A British judge's wig

Genuine lols there.

 

[Matteh]

H Mørk +
GS Gooljar
AJ Garven 7
AP Chaulk
BC Fitzsimmons
DP Towns 6
MW Wilson 5
M Reddlapalli 4
NS Pickup 3
DM Kennett 2
MT Mitchell 1

1,2,3 bowl 10
the rest, see how it goes really.

 

[dinu23]

haha Trav! I didnt think it would be possible!

 

[Jamee999]

Gray
Luff
Nayak
Kearsley
Butler
McNamara+
Scott
Mamesh
Richards
Dunn
Clapham

Arthritis

Klusener
Jones
McLean
Benkenstein
Inzamam
Streak+
Lara
Warne
Martyn
Smith
Hinds

 

[Loony BoB]

Brian who? Loving the bowling opportunities.

 

[pasag]

And That's Why You Don't Name XIs XI

BS Read
BC Donald
S Young
KS Wright
TJ Demeza +
BA Storer
A Sharma 5
DY Dubb-Lynch 4
DP Smith 3
MW de Silva 2
ZE Gelman 1

 

[Storer]

And That's Why You Don't Name XIs XI

BS Read
BC Donald
S Young
KS Wright
TJ Demeza +
BA Storer
A Sharma 5
DY Dubb-Lynch 4
DP Smith 3
MW de Silva 2
ZE Gelman 1

I got a 5 wicket haul last game, but not getting a bowl this game?

 

[Mister Wright]

I got a 5 wicket haul last game, but not getting a bowl this game?

Haha. It's a charity game. You got fined for taking it too seriously.

 

[Storer]

I have been playing alright for my first 2 games. With the bat I have made 40*, and with the bowl 5 wickets. Not bad at all, IMO.

 

[Storer]

Haha. It's a charity game. You got fined for taking it too seriously.

Serious?

 

[Travis_Teh]

Not happy about batting below Wright. Hopefully (if he doesn't get another two ball duck) I can run him out.

Guess having the gloves makes up for it.

 

[Mister Wright]

Not happy about batting below Wright. Hopefully (if he doesn't get another two ball duck) I can run him out.

Guess having the gloves makes up for it.

My charity is giving extra money to the children's hospital if I get out early, because it helps the mentally challenged kids with their recovery. The doctors say after watching you bat for any longer than one ball has the kids in hysterics and makes for a better mood in the ward.

 

[dinu23]

My charity is giving extra money to the children's hospital if I get out early, because it helps the mentally challenged kids with their recovery. The doctors say after watching you bat for any longer than one ball has the kids in hysterics and makes for a better mood in the ward.

lol!

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Bit behind on the old results, eh? Can't wait to see how long i lasted in the field before being carried off on a stretcher.

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Charity Round 3

Simmed these ages ago, but was hoping to gather the strength to write match reports. Alas, 3 consecutive 7.5-hour days of work have taken their toll on me. So instead of match reports, I offer spoilers. Use your imagination for the rest.
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Kyle Wright Kissed My Goat XI vs Camping on the Heath with the AA First XV XI
at PDV Dome

Scorecard
Ball by Ball

Will Kerr stole the show with the ball, but Luke Tyson again dazzled and was again stranded short of his first charity ton.
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Nick Heidfeld's Beard XI vs Jamee's Gays XI
at Fardin Qayyumi CC

Scorecard
Ball by Ball

Gareth Gooljar was robbed by the referee of a century, but his captain Mat Mitchell struck back to sculpt an enormous win for Nick Heidfeld's Beard.
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And That's Why You Don't Name XIs XI vs Arthritis XI
at CW Oval

Scorecard
Ball by Ball

The brilliance of Shane Warne was not enough, as Aseem Sharma played a typically breezy innings to guide his team home.

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

I accidentally bowled Gough more than instructed, but I also bowled Camps more than I intended to, in an attempt to make up for it.

 

[Matteh]

We didn't play a proper XI, no sirree.

 

[Storer]

24*. Alright I guess. Wonder how I would have gone, if it was a test match.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Thomas with an exceptional second first ball duck of the series. He's got the batsman of the series award in the bag, surely?