*Official* Fifth Test (The Oval, London) 27-31 July

[ripper868]

Labuschagne going to peel off 100 here, by tea on day 4

 

[Darwin Award]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1684657553043582976

If this happened in India, the media and the fans would be crying saying that Cricket in the subcontinent isn’t safe.

There is no place for this type of behaviour in Cricket.

Ponting: 'I'd like to find out who it was'.

Translation: 'I'd love to lay my hands on them & brain them''.

Forget pelting grapes I'd gladly pay Tuesday today if somebody pulled that hideous rug lying on Ponting's head.

That would be a spectacle.

 

[danzydab]

so much movement, get broad and woakes on

 

[Gremlin]

 

[91Jmay]

Yeah need Woakes on asap, for Wood. Think Jimmy gets one more as he has looked dangerous.

 

[Vincent]

Jimmy bowling nicely so far this morning. Getting it to move off a much better length than yesterday and getting it to zip through. Deserves a wicket.

Will get a spanking, though.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Ponting: 'I'd like to find out who it was'.

Translation: 'I'd love to lay my hands on them & brain them''.

Forget pelting grapes I'd gladly pay Tuesday today if somebody pulled that hideous rug lying on Ponting's head.

That would be a spectacle.

As we know, these English crowds are all class.

 

[91Jmay]

As we know, these English crowds are all class.

Lucky it wasn't bay 13 tbf, golf balls their missile of choice I believe?

 

[GIMH]

If it was a football match, the perpretator would be in front of the magistrates by now and their passport would be revoked for all future England away matches

 

[Son Of Coco]

Lucky it wasn't bay 13 tbf, golf balls their missile of choice I believe?

Have to give them credit for smuggling in drivers. Especially if it is up the arse.

 

[91Jmay]

Have to give them credit for smuggling in drivers. Especially if it is up the arse.

Would be impressive if that was the method of projection as well

 

[Son Of Coco]

Would be impressive if that was the method of projection as well

I imagine the sound would be similar to that of a ball leaving a bowling machine.

 

[TheJediBrah]

If the Aussies had a run for every half volley they've blocked this series they'd be breaking records

 

[Spark]

I know Marnus likes to be watchful early but it would be nice if he could get off strike occasionally

 

[TheJediBrah]

Now he's leaving short and wide ones. Come on brah

 

[Spark]

That's a long hop. Hit it ffs

 

[TheJediBrah]

That's 2 consecutive free cut shots he's let go by

 

[GIMH]

Australia playing for the draw with this boring anti-cricket

 

[ripper868]

Labu's run a ball 200 gonna be so sweet.

 

[Son Of Coco]

I imagine the sound would be similar to that of a ball leaving a bowling machine.

Actually, you'd think the fact that everyone in Bay 13 was wearing army helmets, and they were holding one person upside down in a crouching position would be a bit of a giveaway.

If the players get hit, they can only blame themselves.