*Official* England in India 2023/24 #CryMoreTour

[Daemon]

Surprising you haven’t posted a load of steaming drivel yet

Happy new year buddy

 

[BazBall21]

Inkling wickets out on this without a top class spinner is a right old slog. Frustrating as this is inexperienced an Indian batting lineup as you're ever going to face.

Rehan over Robinson - questionable. Seems they're very intent on not repeating the 2021 mistake of not prioritising spin enough.

 

[FBU]

I'm being impatient now.

I want wickets.

Get in the kitchen then...

 

[Adders]

This looks like being a long test for England.

Just don't....

 

[Aidan11]

Oh that was close.

 

[trundler]

Shartley status resumed

 

[Nintendo]

Wonder how sticky KP's mirror is. He definitely glazes it like a donut first thing in the morning when he wakes up and looks back at himself.

 

[danzydab]

why hasnt rehan bowled yet

 

[FBU]

Inkling wickets out on this without a top class spinner is a right old slog. Frustrating as this is inexperienced an Indian batting lineup as you're ever going to face.

Rehan over Robinson - questionable. Seems they're very intent on not repeating the 2021 mistake of not prioritising spin enough.

Only used 4 bowlers so far.....

 

[Aidan11]

Lol that WTC table shows us near the bottom.

Shows what a complete joke it is.

 

[Daemon]

Lol that WTC table shows us near the bottom.

Shows what a complete joke it is.

The rules were known to everyone, they have no one to blame but themselves.

edit: if not obvious i'm using the line trotted out by the english when they were awarded the 2019 WC.

 

[sledger]

Why has Ahmed been picked if they're going to choose Root to bowl ten+ overs before he gets a look in? Can't be doing his confidence a lot of good to know that he's basically the 5th choice bowler behind a part-timer.

 

[Aidan11]

The rules were known to everyone, they have no one to blame but themselves.

I don't think England care. Most fans certainly don't. Entertaining cricket is better than some strange points scoring chart.

 

[RightArmMystery]

Well that's a way to bring up a ton. What a gun Jaiswal is

 

[Adders]

Bazball will save test cricket before the WTC does.

 

[GIMH]

That’s one way to bring a ton up

 

[Spark]

Really excellent hundred. Definitely the most convincing of the new crop of Indian bats so far.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Good innings. Needs to be a big score. Double it, or if not atleast 1.5x it please.

 

[GIMH]

The rules were known to everyone, they have no one to blame but themselves.

edit: if not obvious i'm using the line trotted out by the english when they were awarded the 2019 WC.

Doesn’t even work as an analogy you obnoxious worm

 

[Daemon]

I don't think England care. Most fans certainly don't. Entertaining cricket is better than some strange points scoring chart.

What's your meal prep situation for the next 5 days? Let me know if you need me to order you anything. Just stay out of the kitchen.