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Mediocrity Voting

Shady Slim

International Coach
very important that you read the rules and follow the structure - we'll have to look at the data

first off i'd like to thank everyone for a great draft, sorry i'm a horrendous draft manager so thanks for sticking around

here are the voting rules
you rank the three best and three worst teams - the best and worst teams get three points, the seconds get two and the thirds get one - don't rank the middle three, they get no points. the winner of the voting is the team with the least points after exactly a week from now (but probably that night)
here is the voting form

1. (3pts)
2. (2pts)
3. (1pt)
-
7. (1pt)
8. (2pts)
9. (3pts)
if you did the draft you obviously vote one through three and six through eight and can't vote your team, so it's in effect a free point - don't be a dick and use it strategically to give points to one of your competing teams just so you can vault them ofc

here are the delightfully mediocre teams:

so here are the teams

The Honestly Mediocre Hunks
Krish Srikkanth (rhb, ros)
Simon Katich (lhb, lc)
Brian Lara (lhb,rls)
Nathan Astle (rhb, rm)
Allan Border (c) (lhb,sla)
Gavin Hamilton (lhb,rmf)
Parthiv Patel (wk) (lhb)
Jason Holder (rhb,rfm)
Ajit Agarkar (rhb, rfm)
Mitchell Johnson (lhb,lf)
Laxman Sivaramakrishnan (rhb,rls)

Pothas XI
Shane Watson
Mohammad Hafeez
Mark Butcher
Carl Hooper
Ravi Shastri
Irfan Pathan
Abdul Razzaq
Geriant Jones
Darren Sammy
James Franklin
Craig White

Howe XI
1. Gerry Leibenburg
2. Stuart Matsikenyeri
3. Don Bradman
4. Martyn Moxon
5. Gary Pratt
6. Kamran Akmal
7. David Capel
8. Tim Bresnan
9. Dennis Lillee
10. Dave Mohammed
11. Xavier Doherty

Blue Meanies
Ajay Jadeja*
Peter Fulton
Boeta Dippenaar
Mark Ramprakash
Martin Guptill
Ravi Bopara
Peter Nevill+
Tony Dodemaide
Ishant Sharma
Paul Adams
Michael Beer

mr XI
Tom Moody (5)
Rameez Raja
Ken Rutherford
Neil Fairbrother
Keith Arthurton
Arjuna Ranatunga *
Chris Harris (3)
Wally Grout +
Brendan Julien (2)
Mervyon Dillion (1)
Peter Such (4)

Meh XI
Chris Tavare
Roshan Mahanama
Grant Flower
Darryl Cullinan
John Crawley
Brian Close
Dinesh Ramdin
Ashley Giles
Martin Snedden
Gladstone Small
Venkatesh Prasad

Some Kind of Not-So-Wonderful XI
1. M Atherton*
2. M Elliott
3. G Hick
4. BP Nash
5. P Collingwood
6. DJ Bravo
7. A Parore+
8. R Croft
9. A Mullally
10. D Malcolm
11. C Martin

International Mediocrity
Barry Richards
Chetan Chauhan
Larry Gomes
Jeremy Coney
Maurice Read
Derek Pringle
John Emburey
Heath Streak
Bruce French+
Rodney Hogg
Aaqib Javed

The Swamp Things
Geoff Marsh *
James Marshall
Shaun Marsh
Hamish Marshall
Dan Marsh
Xavier Marshall
Mitch Marsh
Rod Marsh +
Malcolm Marshall
Marshall
Rashard Marshall

happy voting and thanks for reading!
 

Teuton

Cricketer Of The Year
My votes:
Best 3 teams.
1. Honestly mediocre
2. Pothas
3. International mediocrity

Worst 3
7. Mr XI
8. Blue meanies
9. Swamp things
 

Teuton

Cricketer Of The Year
Thanks shady for running it. Was an interesting idea and more challenging to pick a team that is in the middle of the rest, compared to just the best possible.
 

Shady Slim

International Coach
i'll go all in on the following

1.International Mediocrity
2.Hunks
3.Pothas
-
6.Howe
7.mr
8.Swamp Things
 
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AndrewB

International Vice-Captain
1. The Honestly Mediocre Hunks (3 pts)
2. Howe XI (2 pts)
3. Some kind of Not-So-Wonderful XI (1 pt)

6. Meh XI (1 pt)
7. mr XI (2 pts)
8. Blue Meanies (3 pts)

(To be honest, if we weren't specifically advised to give ourselves 0 pts I'd have put International Mediocrity in the top 3 as well)
 

Pothas

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
1. Howe XI
2. The Honestly Mediocre Hunks
3. International Mediocrity

6. mr XI
7. Blue Meanies
8. The Swamp Things
 

NZTailender

I can't believe I ate the whole thing
Edit: changing it to your preferred format

1. Howe XI
2. The Honestly Mediocre Hunks
3. The Swamp Things

7. mr XI
8. Blue Meanies
9. International Mediocrity
 
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Starfighter

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
1: Honestly Mediocre Hunks
2: Some Kind of Not-So-Wonderful XI
3: International Mediocrity

7: Blue Meanies
8: The Swamp Things
9: mr XI
 

honestbharani

Whatever it takes!!!
The Honestly Mediocre Hunks - My side but will attempt as impartial an analysis as possible. Except Lara, Border and peak Mitch Johnson, and Katich to an extent, this side is the very definition of international mediocrity. Lara and Border both no strangers to having to carry a team but here is the catch - both teams they carried very bottom of the pile (Border built them up back to the top, but I am talking the 80s here). But with both of them and Katich and Johnson both capable of great performances even though they had pretty middling career numbers overall, this is a side that is set to be mediocre in any competition.


Pothas XI - A lot of blokes who can do a bit of this and bit of that. Problem is the bowling is shockingly poor instead of being just mediocre. And I dont think the batting will help shore them up to an average level as a side.
I mean Craig White as your strike bowler? :laugh:


Howe XI - A very similar side to mine but he has attempted to shore up both disciplines with one great. But the one great batsman is the greatest of all time and even with very limited support, we know he can take the team to big scores often enough. Will the rest of the side's shockingly poor quality ensure they finish at an average spot in the table? I will say they will go slightly north of that.




Blue Meanies - Some of these players were mediocre but some of them were outright poor who only played due to there not being enough options other than them during that time. Again, a side too poor to be mediocre by definition, but since this is a competition between the sides, I guess I will see how they rank up when I do the final ranking.




mr XI - Perhaps the most mediocre side of the ones chosen, at least amongst the ones I have gone through so far. Again, the bowling borders on poor than just mediocre though.



Meh XI - Another good shout for the most mediocre side. Just think a theme among all these sides has probably been that everyone is afraid to pick even one good bowler and have gone for really some of the poorer ones.




Some Kind of Not-So-Wonderful XI - I am gonna rate this as the most mediocre of the sides in this competition by the definition rather than just comparison. I mean, it has mediocre players all across the team. Perhaps the best side picked given the spirit of the competition.




International Mediocrity - A really good mediocre selection spoiled by Barry Richards up there at the top.




The Swamp Things - Mediocrity, 'tis a Marshy area ain't it? :) There is a pretty decent side hidden in all the sludge though. Reasonable batsmen and a decent bowling attack. May not be the most mediocre one but deserves points for creativity maybe? :)




And now, as I rank them


1. Howe XI - coz, Bradman.
2. Honest Hunks - The other sides are just that much weaker.
3. International Mediocrity - Close between them and my side but 2 ATG batsman Vs 1 means these guys come 3rd.
4. Mr. XI
5. Some Kind of Not-So-Wonderful XI
6. Swamp Things -
7. Pothas XI
8. Meh XI
9. Blue Meanies - Just really really bad as a side.




So going by the instructions, I should say..


3 - Howe
2 - International Mediocrity
1 - Mr. XI
-1 - Pothas XI
-2 - Meh XI
-3 - Blue Meanies
 
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Howe_zat

Audio File
1. The Honestly Mediocre Hunks
2. International mediocrity
3. The not so wonderful XI

7. Swamp Things
8. Meh XI
9. Blue Meanies
 

mr_mister

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Best 3

International Mediocrity
Howe XI
Honestly Mediocre

Worst 3

Pothas
Not-so-wonderful XI
Swamp things
 

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