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International Captain
Mark Nicholas reached new depths of pompous ineptitude this evening - example "The West Indies's was limp, take it from me. As for Her Majesty's, it was all aflutter." Can anyone explain why having been a mediocre cricketer, having a moderately plummy voice and being able to talk glibly and emptily got him his present job? The C4 highlights programme is a shambles. Nicholas speaks absolute drivel most of the time and thinks he's the Shakespeare of commentary. Some of the pretentious, nonsense intros to C4 highlight packages are toe curlingly embarrassing. If you hate him - well, his dire and trivial presentation - as much as I do, write to C4.
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