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[cover drive man]

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

 

[cover drive man]

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

 

[cover drive man]

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,

 

[cover drive man]

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

 

[cover drive man]

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist.

 

[cover drive man]

SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...

 

[cover drive man]

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

 

[cover drive man]

Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.

 

[cover drive man]

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,

 

[benchmark00]

Please leave.

 

[cover drive man]

Hobbes was fond of his dram,

 

[cover drive man]

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"

 

[cover drive man]

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!

 

[cover drive man]

Please leave.

*insert witty remark*

 

[cpr]

Yeah Bruce!

 

[Burgey]

cdm, you need to be a kid for a while. All this philospohical **** will bring you down, man....

Just saying.

 

[ripper868]

CDM WAG!

Have belted out that song many a time when pissed, is the anthem me and my best mate belt out at the start and conclusion of every drinking session.

That along with Charlotte the Harlot

 

[cover drive man]

We find your american beer a bit like making love in a canoe.


It's ****ing close to water!

 

[NZTailender]

Jack, there's a hot tub party across the street and we're invited. Oh, and don't worry, if ah, Mr. Furly comes by I'll make sure he thinks you're yeeeeeeeaaa!

Quality.

 

[sledger]