Group 1 (Afghanistan, Australia, England, New Zealand, Sri Lanka, Ireland)

[trundler]

If I were England I would simply bowl a lot of dot balls then make more runs than SL when we batted

Mr Miyagi moment

 

[Shady Slim]

australia's going to win the ****in tournament aren't we lol

 

[thierry henry]

It’s not even funny. Can’t even make a good post about it. Just one of the worst blokes on Earth and we’re expected to discuss him in all-rounder threads or whatever.

and he’s a ****ing **** all rounder anyway! Might as well discuss how sharp Dahmer was in his secondary skill

 

[Burgey]

Well Livingstone's already bowled one. Definitely no other seamers that haven't bowled yet though.

I had thought Chris Jordan may be able to… oh

 

[Prince EWS]

I had thought Chris Jordan may be able to… oh

Should get Stokes to punch Wood in the head so he can be concussion subbed.

 

[tooextracool]

Poor start from England, taking pace off is the name of the game and it’s taken them after the power play to figure that out. Wood not bowling might be a blessing in disguise

 

[Burgey]

Gee that’s a bad shot. Not even sure what he was trying to do there.

 

[thierry henry]

Gee that’s a bad shot. Not even sure what he was trying to do there.

Confused by the bowler not being deported even after his brutal crime was caught on camera

 

[Burgey]

Confused by the bowler not being deported even after his brutal crime was caught on camera

Wait til you see who’s opening the batting for them…

 

[thierry henry]

Nothing Stokes does counts or matters

 

[Prince EWS]

Livingstone bowling offies to the lefty @Daemon

 

[thierry henry]

Wait til you see who’s opening the batting for them…

Worst part is he can’t even bat to start with

England have literally ruined white ball cricket. Totally disgusting.

 

[Burgey]

Nissanka not had much strike off late

 

[Shady Slim]

Should get Stokes to punch Wood in the head so he can be concussion subbed.

iirc wood isn't gay though

 

[Xix2565]

Nothing Stokes does counts or matters

This is just asking for English fans to flip it on you.

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

I had thought Chris Jordan may be able to… oh

I'd rather he stuck to fielding anyway tbh.

 

[thierry henry]

This is just asking for English fans to flip it on you.

Nothing Stokes does counts or matters

 

[ashley bach]

australia's going to win the ****in tournament aren't we lol

It actually would be quite hilarious if Australia won the tourney from here.

 

[Burgey]

I'd rather he stuck to fielding anyway tbh.

That seems to have been the strategy since the tourney began tbf

 

[Burgey]

This is just asking for English fans to flip it on you.

Surely that’s why you say it?