fav barmy army chants?

[NZTailender]

to the tune of The Beatles Yellow Submarine:
'We shall never live in a crimnal colony, OI!, criminal colony, OI!'

'get your shitty stars of our flag, dah-dah-dah'

 

[Simon]

i heard this one where they go through each day of the week and what they do. I cant remember them off my head but ill see if i can get the words from somewhere.

 

[Gotchya]

heh thats a retort I would say

 

[Eyes_Only]

Looking forward to catching up with the guys at the Coogee Bay Hotel at the end of the Test Match and also in Bowral...

Should be a hoot!!

 

[vandemataram]

I read that right now all the are saying is that "Lee is a chucker"!!

 

[wahindiawah]

Right now they are after Brett Lee, calling him a chucker all day long!

 

[Neil Pickup]

Keep the Brett Lee stuff in the "Angry Langer..." thread.

 

[sasnoz]

they had a good a good one for astle

nathan astle, nathan astle,
dropped the catch that won the match,
scored 200 doesnt matter
cos he dropped the vital catch

 

[R_Powell_fan]

I trust that had England been winning, this thread would have been much much longer....

 

[marc71178]

Following Langer's criticism of them for being overweight and unfit (or something like that) they greeted him the next morning as he went out to field with a chant of "We're so fat it's unbelievable"

 

[Langeveldt]

lol

God save YOUR gracious queen
Long live YOUR noble queen etc.etc.

 

[Orin]

they had a good a good one for astle

nathan astle, nathan astle,
dropped the catch that won the match,
scored 200 doesnt matter
cos he dropped the vital catch

Good one Sas

 

[Rik]

Good one Sas

I'm still in awe of Astle though...only International player I know who bats like me...

 

[Orin]

I'm still in awe of Astle though...only International player I know who bats like me...

You having to be dreaming, you bat like Courtney Walsh.

 

[Rik]

You having to be dreaming, you bat like Courtney Walsh.

And you reccon would Courtney average 99 in an indoor season filled with Shropshire and Welsh County Players?

 

[sasnoz]

probaly ive seen him hit 2 sixes in a odi verus nz

 

[Orin]

And you reccon would Courtney average 99 in an indoor season filled with Shropshire and Welsh County Players?

You call averaging 99 in matches against kids 10 years and under, big.

 

[Langeveldt]

yeh, point, plus you only played three matches.

I averaged 112 after playing three matches last season, that dropped to 24 after playing twenty odd matches

 

[Rik]

You call averaging 99 in matches against kids 10 years and under, big.

County players 17 and over.

 

[Rik]

yeh, point, plus you only played three matches.

I averaged 112 after playing three matches last season, that dropped to 24 after playing twenty odd matches

Yes but did you only have 4 overs to get those runs in?