CWC 23 Handsome XI

[Gob]

Best-looking keeper, Rizwan the only competition.

If Elijah Wood turns out to be ugly, he'd resemble De Kock

 

[Gob]

Although you could give gloves to Jonny Bairstow

 

[DriveClub]

David malan agree with Malan

 

[Isura]

Rizwan, my god no. Gives me nightmares of Kamran.

There have been some good suggests, so slightly revising:

First XI
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Shubman
Malan - Sounders into the first eleven. I forget he opens.
Root - Loses the captaincy but retains his spot.
Markham
Maxwell
Dhananjaya
Hardik =
Rahul (k) - Certainly superior to Rizwan
Cummins
Noor
Bumrah
Southee (c) - I didn't expect the Hazelwood hate. Can't go wrong with Southee who gets a double promotion

Second XI
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Rohit (c) - Trollish pick but this team was missing a captain
Rachin - Fine, he's in. Jailbait but I guess CW likes that sort of thing
Shanto
Sadeera
Shreyas
Mahmudullah
Chapman
Miller
Santner
Rabada - Good callout. He's actually quite dashing and clean cut.
Ferguson
Bolt - Looks a bit too "non-binary" for my taste but whatever

 

[TheJediBrah]

Some of these are terrible. Santner? Starc?

I'm assuming Root was a joke answer

 

[Gob]

No love for Temba? He is pretty cute. Nice backside too. Infact most of the South African boys must be doing some serious squats

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Why is Rachin jailbait?

He's 23 about to turn 24 on November 18th?

 

[DriveClub]

Boult still not being included, maybe he needs to be in a combo like nut & bolt

 

[Mike5181]

Will Young is probably the best looking guy in the NZ squad.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Hate to say this but Glenn Phillips looks like a tardigrade.

 

[thierry henry]

Southee and Boult have a certain eternally-boyish likability to them as a duo but I’ve never really understood how they would be regarded as good looking. All I can see with Southee is someone whose head is too small for his body and whose teeth are about 3 times too big for his little head. Boult is very feminine looking with no mouth.

 

[thierry henry]

Santner on the other hand is a little bit funny looking (both the overall lanky awkwardness, and the face) but I can see how he could be considered attractive. He also has the Vettori thing where the plebs call him a ‘nerd’ but he’s very obviously a Chad with glasses.

 

[DriveClub]

No love for Temba? He is pretty cute. Nice backside too. Infact most of the South African boys must be doing some serious squats

Yup Temba and Ngidi have the biggest arses in cricket going around

 

[honestbharani]

Southee and Boult have a certain eternally-boyish likability to them as a duo but I’ve never really understood how they would be regarded as good looking. All I can see with Southee is someone whose head is too small for his body and whose teeth are about 3 times too big for his little head. Boult is very feminine looking with no mouth.

So, in summary, they are the Athlai-Phlegm of the NZ team?

 

[Daemon]

Kohli’s reasonably good looking imo

 

[Adorable Asshole]

I'm the biggest Kohli fanboy on here but he is not good looking. He looks like every wannabe ****boy from Delhi.

 

[Daemon]

I'm the biggest Kohli fanboy on here but he is not good looking. He looks like every wannabe ****boy from Delhi.

Nah that’s a very CW tryhard take.

He’s ok.

 

[Burgey]

I think Ravindra is a very good young player but he's not good looking at all imo.

Nor is he hideous or anything like that. Just a non-event, looks wise.

The tournament needs the rugged masculinity of a Nathan McAndrew.

 

[Smudge]

Ravindra is a bit too pointy-outy in the ears department to be considered dishy, IMO.

 

[Molehill]

I'll mention it before @Red_Ink_Squid does, but if you're doing a Handsome XI and you haven't got Chris Woakes, then it's hard to take it seriously.