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Caption This - Roger Twose

BoyBrumby

Englishman
As the enormity of his crime dawned on him, selling out England to play for New Zealand, Twose hid his shame with the only thing available.
 

Robertinho

Cricketer Of The Year


Roger Twose felt a tinge of embarrassment as a wedgey ruined his attempt at making "underwear attached to your woollen vest" cool.
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
Roger Twose (pictured), picking up first prize in the annual "Gladstone Small From The Rear Look-alike Contest"
 

Scaly piscine

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend


Tony Bliar later denied we live in a police state after Roger was leapt upon by several security guards during a visit to the Bluewater Shopping Centre.
 

LongHopCassidy

International Captain
Lord Voldemort, having moved on from Professor Quirrell, chose to possess someone on a bigger stage. Roger found that lifting his jumper was easier than explaining away Chris Harris' twitching body on the bathroom floor.
 
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Smudge

Hall of Fame Member
Twose denied claims the wool had been pulled over his eyes to play for New Zealand, despite compelling evidence to the contrary.
 

superkingdave

Hall of Fame Member
If Twose thought his jumper over head routine would distract people from the large brown stain on his pants, he was sadly mistaken.
 

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