You know what really finds my rears?

[benchmark00]

Originally Posted by Burgey

Bloody hell, where you sourcing your raw materials?

Going into partnership with Fuller.

He's the supplier. I don't question his methods.

[Burgey]

Jesus, this is like that urban myth where the bloke wakes up in the bath full of ice and with a note saying both his kidneys have been removed..

But look, I've given this some thought. When push comes to shove (as, sadly it must with this particular examination), if there's a choice in who does the examination between



or



then I'm taking the former.

Though I know a few Dr Who fans who would prefer the latter.

And anyway, apparently now you can just get a needle to do the preliminary test, according to the interwebs, so it must be true. Phew. Now instead of an index finger in the arse it'll just be a little prick

[vcs]

at the above.

[FaaipDeOiad]

The woman in the lab coat looks like a cold bitch honestly. I'd be scared.

Anyway, I'll bow your expertise on this subject Burgey, since you're in the relevant age bracket.

[sledger]

Originally Posted by silentstriker

Obviously I'm the only one that finds sledger's rear.

It's you, and I wouldn't change a thing.