Richard
Cricket Web Staff Member
My list of Ashes disappointments... 
Gillespie's decline: much as it helped us, it was still sad to see
The Lord's pitch: the worst batting pitch I've seen aside from Trent Bridge 2003 (I didn't see Sabina Park 1998), and really no way to start the series
McGrath stepping on the ball: again, helped us immensely, but I reckon we could have won the series without it. Will always give the Aussie moaners a "ah, but if..."
England's catching: really rather terrible, and I've never been a fan of dropped catches
Australia's catching: ditto
Ian Bell's poor form: got 2 half-centuries at Old Trafford, and needed let-offs for both; played some brainless strokes all series
Geraint Jones' terrible luck with RUDs: I don't think I've ever seen one batsman get so many good balls in a single series
Geraint Jones' wicketkeeping lapses: a real shame, as he'd been shaping-up well as a wicketkeeper earlier on in the summer
Hayden getting off the hook at The Oval: his weaknesses had been exposed all series, and they just couldn't quite finish the job
Strauss' struggles against Warne: got some spitting deliveries but played a few average strokes too; needs to learn if he wants success in Pakistan and India
Vaughan's terrible form: never looked like scoring runs all summer, and the only time he did he needed 2 let-offs in 2 balls. His form was fine last summer, and in the winter he got lots of good balls, but it's starting to worry me now
Katich's ill-fate: should have got two not-outs at Lord's, then missed-out for most of the rest of the series, and on the only other occasion he looked like getting away got a dreadful lbw decision
Clarke's good fortune: with more even luck he'd probably have averaged in the mid-to-low 20s
The fact that rain and bad light probably prevented us from having 5 Tests with results, even though I'm glad a draw sealed a won series, something I always like
The Umpiring: with Steve Bucknor and Brent Bowden involved it's a relief it wasn't even worse, but it still wasn't great and once more it gives the Aussies a "ah, but if..."
The fact that, quite possibly, the final Test was decided by a dropped catch: sure, Pietersen played well from 15 onwards, but he sure as wouldn't have had the chance had Warne taken that catch
Indeed, Pietersen's struggle with Brett Lee throughout the series: Vaughan had trouble against him early on, but apart from that Pietersen was the only one to get into problems against Lee; amazingly, for such a closed-face technique, he nicked off a lot
Dennis Lillee's idiotic comments: as if it really was pace that caused Australia problems; everyone can tell it was swing, not pace, that made the difference
Indeed, the stupidity of the stuff about Australian age all through: Gillespie is 30 and certainly not past it, just hopelessly out of touch; Gilchrist and Martyn just had laws-of-averages catch-up with them; Hayden was worked-out; Ponting isn't old either; and age hardly seemed to trouble McGrath and Langer; as for Kasprowicz, maybe his Test-match days are done - they were short-lived, eh?
But all in all, things could have been a lot, lot worse.

Gillespie's decline: much as it helped us, it was still sad to see
The Lord's pitch: the worst batting pitch I've seen aside from Trent Bridge 2003 (I didn't see Sabina Park 1998), and really no way to start the series
McGrath stepping on the ball: again, helped us immensely, but I reckon we could have won the series without it. Will always give the Aussie moaners a "ah, but if..."
England's catching: really rather terrible, and I've never been a fan of dropped catches
Australia's catching: ditto
Ian Bell's poor form: got 2 half-centuries at Old Trafford, and needed let-offs for both; played some brainless strokes all series
Geraint Jones' terrible luck with RUDs: I don't think I've ever seen one batsman get so many good balls in a single series
Geraint Jones' wicketkeeping lapses: a real shame, as he'd been shaping-up well as a wicketkeeper earlier on in the summer
Hayden getting off the hook at The Oval: his weaknesses had been exposed all series, and they just couldn't quite finish the job
Strauss' struggles against Warne: got some spitting deliveries but played a few average strokes too; needs to learn if he wants success in Pakistan and India
Vaughan's terrible form: never looked like scoring runs all summer, and the only time he did he needed 2 let-offs in 2 balls. His form was fine last summer, and in the winter he got lots of good balls, but it's starting to worry me now
Katich's ill-fate: should have got two not-outs at Lord's, then missed-out for most of the rest of the series, and on the only other occasion he looked like getting away got a dreadful lbw decision
Clarke's good fortune: with more even luck he'd probably have averaged in the mid-to-low 20s
The fact that rain and bad light probably prevented us from having 5 Tests with results, even though I'm glad a draw sealed a won series, something I always like
The Umpiring: with Steve Bucknor and Brent Bowden involved it's a relief it wasn't even worse, but it still wasn't great and once more it gives the Aussies a "ah, but if..."
The fact that, quite possibly, the final Test was decided by a dropped catch: sure, Pietersen played well from 15 onwards, but he sure as wouldn't have had the chance had Warne taken that catch
Indeed, Pietersen's struggle with Brett Lee throughout the series: Vaughan had trouble against him early on, but apart from that Pietersen was the only one to get into problems against Lee; amazingly, for such a closed-face technique, he nicked off a lot
Dennis Lillee's idiotic comments: as if it really was pace that caused Australia problems; everyone can tell it was swing, not pace, that made the difference
Indeed, the stupidity of the stuff about Australian age all through: Gillespie is 30 and certainly not past it, just hopelessly out of touch; Gilchrist and Martyn just had laws-of-averages catch-up with them; Hayden was worked-out; Ponting isn't old either; and age hardly seemed to trouble McGrath and Langer; as for Kasprowicz, maybe his Test-match days are done - they were short-lived, eh?
But all in all, things could have been a lot, lot worse.
