***Official: Countdown to the 2017-2018 Ashes***

[TheJediBrah]

what is a "*****" anyway?

is that the guy's actual name?

Google tells me it's a brand name for an antiviral drug marketed in dodgy parts of Asia

 

[GIMH]

It was the same before 2010-11. Jono in particular crowed on about it being 4th V 5th. ****head Indian fans like Turbinator banged on about England's win being worthless because Australia were ****. Gvenkat said some things

And then India toured both countries and most of the trolls ****ed off

And yet here we now are again

 

[adub]

Yep. That's why the other openers keep failing. They don't want to bat with him.

tbf with him averaging sub 30 against Australia minus 10/11 they probably won't have to wait too long to have Root join them.

 

[GIMH]

tbf with him averaging sub 30 against Australia minus 10/11 they probably won't have to wait too long to have Root join them.

Yeah but including 10-11 he averages 412.73 against Australia. I think his Brisbane innings is still going on now

 

[TheJediBrah]

Yeah but including 10-11 he averages 412.73 against Australia. I think his Brisbane innings is still going on now

*39.20

still quite a bit below his career average tbf

 

[Jono]

It was the same before 2010-11. Jono in particular crowed on about it being 4th V 5th. ****head Indian fans like Turbinator banged on about England's win being worthless because Australia were ****. Gvenkat said some things

And then India toured both countries and most of the trolls ****ed off

And yet here we now are again

England didn't lose to Bangladesh in 2011 though.

This is a whole new ballgame. You've entered new levels of ****ness.

 

[GIMH]

England didn't lose to Bangladesh in 2011 though.

This is a whole new ballgame. You've entered new levels of ****ness.

Nah, you India fans are mouthy when you're doing well and it's as simple as that. Flat track bullies.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Nah, you India fans are mouthy when you're doing well and it's as simple as that. Flat track bullies.

To be fair to Jono he is mouthy whether they win or lose. One of the few who sticks it out through good and bad.

 

[cnerd123]

Nah, you India fans are mouthy when you're doing well and it's as simple as that. Flat track bullies.

Im also a Bangladesh fan tbf

I do hope England win tho. We already know Bangladesh > England, and so if they win it will be plain to see that Bangladesh > Australia.

 

[Jono]

Nah, you India fans are mouthy when you're doing well and it's as simple as that. Flat track bullies.

wahhhhhhhhhh?

 

[Jono]

To be fair to Jono he is mouthy whether they win or lose. One of the few who sticks it out through good and bad.

Yep, although I've seen India lose like a gazillion times in person. I'm not mouthy about them being any good - they stink. Bunch of losers (except Kohli)

 

[GIMH]

wahhhhhhhhhh?

Not at all. CW is much more fun when you lot are being ****s. I've not had an infraction in an age

NB - weldone isn't included in said fun.

 

[Jono]

That's why I'm bringing 2011 back. The worst/best time in CW history.









Just need Furball to turn heel(er).

 

[Jono]

NB - weldone isn't included in said fun.

Man, the weldone vs. English fans feud is reaching epic proportions.

 

[GIMH]

Me an Furball were definitely the faces tbf. You guys had Vince (James) and Big Boss Man (Fusion) on your side. Meanwhile we were the anti-heroes. Stone Cold (me) led the charge but Foley (Furball) hit his highest point and we had Al snow (Sledger) on our side too.

Prince EWS was Shawn Michaels at that point and that's all I've got to say about that

 

[Flem274*]

the ashes is pretty much a retirement home for cricketing nations who have seen better days. not even many interesting names in the teams. smith v cook zzzzzz i mean england have a bloke around the squad named after a piece of equipment

'khawaja' is a good name tbf and a syllable even lampshades his whiny personality. but still, disappointing effort from a country that produced cool names like jack ryder

Why are we even discussing anyone else?

oh are you an england fan this week?

 

[GIMH]

Pretty poor trolling effort from Flem, especially as it's widely accepted that England are the most fun team in international cricket

 

[Furball]

the ashes is pretty much a retirement home for cricketing nations who have seen better days. not even many interesting names in the teams. smith v cook zzzzzz i mean england have a bloke around the squad named after a piece of equipment

'khawaja' is a good name tbf and a syllable even lampshades his whiny personality. but still, disappointing effort from a country that produced cool names like jack ryder

oh are you an england fan this week?

 

[Furball]

That's why I'm bringing 2011 back. The worst/best time in CW history.









Just need Furball to turn heel(er).

There's no point, it's no fun when you get infracted for completely innocuous posts because a certain member runs crying to the mod team everytime you post.

 

[Daemon]

To be fair to Jono he is mouthy whether they win or lose. One of the few who sticks it out through good and bad.

Mysteriously went missing after a string of Kohli failures only to return for the 200 iirc