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    Borderline disgraceful that one as young as you knows how to take cocaine.
    Haha, how old is Jamee now? 16? I'm sure he's watched movies before. Kids younger than that play around with sugar and sherbert, making it into pretend 'lines'.
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    I remember Mark Taylor commenting during Gilly's blistering century at the 2006/2007 Ashes Test at the WACA, the words will stick with me for a fair few years. Not really sure about other commentary lines, but in general some of the commentary during the Chappell-Hadlee games over the past few years have added to the occassion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perm View Post
    Haha, how old is Jamee now? 16? I'm sure he's watched movies before. Kids younger than that play around with sugar and sherbert, making it into pretend 'lines'.
    15 FTR, and yes I know that - it's disappointing, nothing less. Cocaine (and pretty much all non-prescription drugs apart from alcohol and under the right usage circumstances basic painkillers) is crap, and a good way to mess yourself up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard View Post
    15 FTR, and yes I know that - it's disappointing, nothing less. Cocaine (and pretty much all non-prescription drugs apart from alcohol and under the right usage circumstances basic painkillers) is crap, and a good way to mess yourself up.
    Oh, I thought he was a bit older. Shows how good his posting is then, definitely a good thing.

    Anyway, I disagree very strongly with the second part of your post but I'll leave it at that. We've got very different attitudes towards drugs by the sounds of it, best not to air them in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard View Post
    15 FTR, and yes I know that - it's disappointing, nothing less. Cocaine (and pretty much all non-prescription drugs apart from alcohol and under the right usage circumstances basic painkillers) is crap, and a good way to mess yourself up.
    Cocaine gets used legally you know, by dentists

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perm View Post
    Oh, I thought he was a bit older. Shows how good his posting is then, definitely a good thing.

    Anyway, I disagree very strongly with the second part of your post but I'll leave it at that. We've got very different attitudes towards drugs by the sounds of it, best not to air them in this thread.
    Haha, evidently so. Suffice it to say anyone who has an attitude other than mine toward the blasted things is likely either a) a nitwit or b) hasn't got much if any experience of how the damn things tear lives to shreds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard View Post
    15 FTR, and yes I know that - it's disappointing, nothing less. Cocaine (and pretty much all non-prescription drugs apart from alcohol and under the right usage circumstances basic painkillers) is crap, and a good way to mess yourself up.
    I'm cracking up
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    I guess only the heroine of the day can save you, and speed you to ecstasy for the rest of your days.

    (If there's one thing drugs are good for it's puns)

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    You bunch of weeds oughta be stoned in public for rolling out these puns, abysmal joint effort, I feel like giving you both a smack and then pouring acid on you

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    I'm sorry for having started this with my Reeve comment. I think it may have been the title of the thread that triggered it.

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    Yeah, not to self, in future say quotes not lines!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard View Post
    Haha, evidently so. Suffice it to say anyone who has an attitude other than mine toward the blasted things is likely either a) a nitwit or b) hasn't got much if any experience of how the damn things tear lives to shreds.


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    Tbf, whilst Dicko is fairly intolerant and forceful in his presentation of his views at times, he has a point: A cocaine habit isn't really the best thing to have.

    But yeah, jumping all over kids knowing how to shoot coke is silly, its not as though the knowledge will suddenly make them want to go out and do it, unless they aren't the brightest sparks in the world.
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