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Really Obscure Elevens

Fiery

Banned
Mr Casson said:
And it's a pretty ill-conceived list is what I said.
It's just a list of players I think are obnoxious dude. I've even included a few kiwis in there for ya. I'm not expecting any awards for the most "well-conceived list of obnoxious cricket players"
 

Mr Casson

Cricketer Of The Year
And I don't care how many Kiwis you put in there to make it look like you're not biased. I really don't give a toss WHERE the players you've listed are from; I just fail to see how Langer and Clarke in particular are obnoxious.
 

Fiery

Banned
Mr Casson said:
And I don't care how many Kiwis you put in there to make it look like you're not biased. I really don't give a toss WHERE the players you've listed are from; I just fail to see how Langer and Clarke in particular are obnoxious.
OK, I don't like them because they're Australian. All Australians are ugly, stupid and smell bad. Happy now?
 

BoyBrumby

Englishman
Mr Casson said:
And I don't care how many Kiwis you put in there to make it look like you're not biased. I really don't give a toss WHERE the players you've listed are from; I just fail to see how Langer and Clarke in particular are obnoxious.
I've no issue with Clarke at all, seems a fairly humble lad considering he's:

a) supremely talented;
b) young; &
c) Australian! ;)

Langer I wouldn't call obnoxious, more sanctimonious perhaps? Bangin' on about religion and all. I've no issue with anyone having beliefs, but you don't hear atheists speaking about how great their belief in a meaningless & random universe is, do you?! :D
 

Langeveldt

Soutie
Obnoxious XI

1. K Pietersen
2. J Langer
3. R Key
4. D Boon
5. J Miandad
6. ?? Need an obnoxious keeper!
7. H Singh
8. R Hogg
9. M Hughes
10. G McGrath
11. A Nel :)
 

SJS

Hall of Fame Member
Langeveldt said:
Obnoxious XI

1. K Pietersen
2. J Langer
3. R Key
4. D Boon
5. J Miandad
6. ?? Need an obnoxious keeper!
7. H Singh
8. R Hogg
9. M Hughes
10. G McGrath
11. A Nel :)
Kiran More ??
 

Pratters

Cricket, Lovely Cricket
This has been copied from a cricket book :-

Chewing Gum XI

Mark Taylor
Phil Simmons
A.Gurusinha
V.Richards
C.Lloyd
M.Slater
A.Ranatunga
S.Kirmani
S.Warne
Waqar Younis
C.Ambrose

12 man - Gus Logie

Poor bowling attack so not evenly balanced..
 

Jamee999

Hall of Fame Member
A squad of all letters

A- Atherton
B- Bradman
C- Cowdrey
D- Dravid
E- Edrich
F- Flintoff
G- Gilchrist
H- Headley
I- Imran Khan
J- Jayawardane
K- Kapil Dev
L- Lara
M- Muralitharan
N- Ntini
O- O'Reilly
P- Pollock(G)
Q- Qadir1
R- Richards(IVA)
S- Sobers
T- Tendulkar
U- Umar(T)
V-Vaas
W- Waugh(S)
X-????? Xavier Rose :happy:
Y- Younis
Z- Zoyza

Top 11 letters team

Atherton
Gilchrist+
Bradman*
Cowdrey
Dravid
Jayawardane
Headley
Edrich
Flintoff
Kapil Dev
Imran Khan

Bottom 11 letters

Umar
Tendulkar
Sobers
Richards
Waugh
Pollock
Vaas
Qadir
Xavier Rose
Younis
Zoyza
 
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Pratters

Cricket, Lovely Cricket
Bespectacled XI

Gordon Greenidge
Pankaj Roy
Zaheer Abbas
Chris Tavare
L.Rowe
S.Ganguly
Lee Germon
Paul Allot
John Rennie - Zimbabwe player (weirdest specs)
Vettori - how can you ever complete this team without him!
Narendra Hirwani

Reserves :-

Boycott
Anil Kumble
MKJ SMITH
Geoff Howarth
Maharaja of Vizianagram
Eddie Hemmings
Lloyd
Bharadwaj
Akram
Derek Pringle
Eddie Barlow
Doshi
A. Gaekwad
Bedi
Roy Marshall
Alf Valentine
Martyn Moxon
Devon Malcom

I bet there can be national Bespectacled XIs be formed considering there are already 8-9 Indian players on that list, quite a lot of English.
 
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