1st Test, Edgbaston, Birmingham

[mr_mister]

Glad we've got a decent tail these days. Just hang around with Smith fellas

 

[King Pietersen]

Tim Paine, what a hero. Utter **** shot that. This Aus team are going to be easy work. 1 man team.

 

[trundler]

Paineful to watch. Horrid. Collapse around Smith, huh.

 

[Starfighter]

It was just too much to expect us to not completely **** it up on the first day.

Never rated Paine's test batting either.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Great batting by the captain.

 

[Spintolose]

Broad's expressions must put him top of the '***iest cricketer' list.

 

[GoodAreasShane]

Cummins to make a ton entirely from guides to third man. You heard it here first.

 

[Spikey]

Warne has already started up his wind-up, he's about to chop Tim Paine down

 

[mr_mister]

Our batting overseas is a real problem

 

[NUFAN]

in the Fosters XXXX Championship over in Crimland.

I don't mind that name. I mean it is better than The Marsh Sheffield Shield.

 

[vogue]

Broad's expressions must put him top of the '***iest cricketer' list.

No.

 

[Starfighter]

Don Bradman had this great idea about the fact that if you don't hit the ball on the ground you can't get out. That's the sort of shot you expect from a club batsman, off that ball.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Tim Paine, what a hero. Utter **** shot that. This Aus team are going to be easy work. 1 man team.

And they weakened their strong suit by picking Siddle.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

God, I hate that Rory Goatie

 

[trundler]

The Man In The Spotlight walks out

 

[Spikey]

that's a worse shot than Haddin's 6/21 one. i will not take questions on this.

 

[stephen]

Business as usual for Australia this.

 

[mr_mister]

**** me.

 

[ajdude]

nah missing leg by a mile there

wtf review it omfg

 

[King Pietersen]

Broad's expressions must put him top of the '***iest cricketer' list.

He's like a ***y Phil Jones.