Jokes on them
 

good jokes i got



Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? A. A bat.

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
A. An allrounder.

Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates? A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name? A. A bowler.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen? A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was born in England.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team? A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

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Couple of good ones in there.

I got a good joke..Adam who?

Gilchrist. Been around for a while. :p

Heard 'em all tbh, although there are some really good ones. The Michael Jackson one in particular had me :lol: .

They were all a bit witty but this one :laugh:

Hmmm, are they the same ones trotted out when we regained the Ashes in '89?

Sounds it. :p

Very witty though :), we should've rolled them out in '05. ;)

Scaly did roll them out after we won last year's Ashes...I found them one time...can't be bothered to look now though

Very funny, now tell the ones that dont suck

What`s Harmison`s website?

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.harmison.co.uk

that doesn't work, w also stands for wicket :laugh: