Will Pakistan win their first ever WC match against India?

[Arachnodouche]

Lol Sachin Tendulkar banne ka, Mohammad Kaif nahi banne ka

 

[G.I.Joe]

Nah, let it be, IMO. The thread would need to be transferred to the 2019 2023 WC sub-forum in four years time anyway.

respected honourable mods
kindly do the needful
respected honourable mods.

 

[cnerd123]

respected honourable mods
kindly do the needful
respected honourable mods.

He's back

 

[OverratedSanity]

Guys you have to read this thread: https://twitter.com/YoursLegallyy/status/1140298081658761216

That one reply to Pietersen omg

 

[harsh.ag]

How does Poonam Pandey always get drafted into Ind-Pak banter?

 

[ankitj]

****. I again took G.I.Joe to be *****.

Sorry Joe. You don't deserve this.

 

[vcs]

You just have to look at the bottom (as you usually do whenever you come across a ***** post, automatically scrolling past it). ***** can't like his own posts.

 

[ankitj]

 

[harsh.ag]

He's never going to be able to live down that yawn

 

[cnerd123]

That one reply to Pietersen omg

This is my favourite:

https://twitter.com/iamsam_PTI/status/1139822064494436352?s=19

 

[h_hurricane]

Someone posted this on one of my Whatsapp groups.

Sir RJ shouldn't lose heart. Given an option, there are 3 cricketers whom I would watch whole day plying their trade. Virat with the bat, Bumrah with the ball and Sir RJ on the field.

 

[mr_mister]

Sir RJ shouldn't lose heart. Given an option, there are 3 cricketers whom I would watch whole day plying their trade. Virat with the bat, Bumrah with the ball and Sir RJ on the field.

What's the translation? Is Jadeja sad about being benched?

 

[h_hurricane]

What's the translation? Is Jadeja sad about being benched?

It is a troll message which claims he was furious that he had to do the thankless job of fielding all the time without getting a chance to bat or bowl.

 

[vcs]

^^ which is what generally happens to little kids in India when they play cricket with the bigger boys (unless of course, they're the one bringing the bat/ball).

The only reason anyone ever fields is so that they get a turn to bat later on.

 

[DravidFan]

Seen on Twitter from a Pak fan:

"Don't call me a traitor, but look at the Indian players, they look like proper athletes, our players look like they've eaten two plates of waris nihari with feeqay ki lassi and benazir kulfa, all at once."

 

[Kirkut]

Seen on Twitter from a Pak fan:

"Don't call me a traitor, but look at the Indian players, they look like proper athletes, our players look like they've eaten two plates of waris nihari with feeqay ki lassi and benazir kulfa, all at once."

kulfi > stupid cricket game

 

[Kirkut]

What if there is a repeat of CT 17? We beat them in group games and lost finals..

 

[Kirkut]

^^ which is what generally happens to little kids in India when they play cricket with the bigger boys (unless of course, they're the one bringing the bat/ball).

The only reason anyone ever fields is so that they get a turn to bat later on.

And some unique rules like one bounce catches, also if you hit a six out of playing area you're out by default!

 

[nightprowler10]

Fail OP - there is no poll

But yea, there is no chance Pakistan come even close to winning

Xuhaib's post in the old thread is amazing

this is amazing.

 

[nightprowler10]

And some unique rules like one bounce catches, also if you hit a six out of playing area you're out by default!

These are the kind of rules we need in the next WC if we are to beat India.