Prince Cribblet (to the tune of
Ms. Jackson)
Yeah this one right here goes out to all the 17 year old girls, 16...
15 year old girls? 14, 13 year old girls?
Yeah, go like this
I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
This can't be reeeeeeeeeeeal
Now you've made the whole damn forum cry
I wish I had never hit reply
I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
Are you for real?
I have watched the last few months go by
Sometimes it's just best to never try
Don't need your drama drama, don't like me?
You can come from Baulkham Hills to my neighborhood and see if you can fight me
Or I'll come over, start something and take you right out
That's my house now, I'll disconnect the Foxtel and break a fight out
And let you know your "girlfriend" is a baby, and not a lady
Crying here, moaning there, time to man up, you lame wreck
I love your Mum, we had a fling, but see I ain't the one who conceived you
We had this one time thing but I wasn't going to get her pregnant too
See I'm here to wreck your life, so your Mum and I were binded
For your birthday, we watched the IPL and you weren't invited
Despite it, crying about your relationship is all you ever do
All you, do is post about how you're down and feeling blue, yeah
I'm sorry Miss Cribblet (ooh)
Wanted to feeeeeeeeeel
What it's like to make your child cry
How the past few years have flown by
I'm sorry Miss Cribblet (ooh)
Your *** appeal
Is enough to make a grown man cry
One day you and I will re-unite
Me and your mother... had this thing goin on
But now it's over
It was so right but wrong
Hope that these young girls... aren't your thing forever
You might have a pretty big **** but you can't have them whenever
Age ten or age nine? Maybe in some countries, fine
But when they're the same age as my daughter, thanks, but I'll decline
Where's your head been - the puppy love thing, now a sim without a Cribb that hasn't gone unseen
How long will we be waiting, you might think you're clever
Forever, forever, ever, forever, ever?
It's been like forever, so I'm writing this song
In the hope that by day's end, it won't be too long
Prince Cribblet my intentions are good, I wish I could
become a magician to abracadabra the fixtures and ladder
It's not just me, there could be, probably
50 odd members checking this sub-forum to see
Can, you get this thing finally happening?
Man, even just a Season One for me
Ban - is what you'll get for playin the fool
And yes I will be present to post the
smiley
and some others
I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
Time to get reeeeeeeeeeeal
There's a forum that you have deprived
None of these "we're underway now" lies
So come on Prince Cribblet (ooh)
Give me your seal
of awesomeness, that you will provide
A World Cup sim even Scaly likes
Uh, uh, yeah
Is this the way that you treat me?
Looks like it from what I can see
I'm your only friend here bro
So you better lift your game C
You gotta battle, no more rattles, and ask a girl your age out
And hopefully there will be no more of this pouring your little heart out
That's what I'm talking about, it would be heavenly, man I envy, achieving, such a sweet thing, and B to the E gone your whinging
So it's time to get your game on, you and your massive man schlong
Let bygones be bygones, and you can go on and get the hell on
with this whole drama
It's okay King Crabbles (ooh)
That was my spiel
That's all that I have to sing tonight
I will let you have your peace and quiet
I'm sorry Prince Cribblet (ooh)
Was this too real?
Don't you read this and then start to cry
Take a man pill and keep your eyes dry
But really Prince Cribbles (ooh)
If you're for reeeeeeeeeeeeal
And you need to find some help tonight
Maybe call the Beyond Blue Helpline
I'm sorry Prince Cribbstar (ooh)
Time for my meal
Out with my girl for dinner tonight
Unlike you I have a real man's life
