Son Of Coco
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Inspired by Heef's efforts to bring a bit of TV melodrama to CW, I thought I'd join in (be the ITV to his BBC, if you will) the fun.
So, without further delay, let me announce the launch of our very own version of Love Island. Of course, the island will only exist in a virtual space. However, we do need contestants who are willing to take videos of themselves wearing bikinis and ****ing each other*.
* You'll need a current YouPorn account and a fisting stick to qualify for selection.
Any interested parties should apply below by submitting a 100 word bio and a screenshot of themselves in a bikini.
So, without further delay, let me announce the launch of our very own version of Love Island. Of course, the island will only exist in a virtual space. However, we do need contestants who are willing to take videos of themselves wearing bikinis and ****ing each other*.
* You'll need a current YouPorn account and a fisting stick to qualify for selection.
Any interested parties should apply below by submitting a 100 word bio and a screenshot of themselves in a bikini.