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[Son Of Coco]

Inspired by Heef's efforts to bring a bit of TV melodrama to CW, I thought I'd join in (be the ITV to his BBC, if you will) the fun.

So, without further delay, let me announce the launch of our very own version of Love Island. Of course, the island will only exist in a virtual space. However, we do need contestants who are willing to take videos of themselves wearing bikinis and ****ing each other*.

* You'll need a current YouPorn account and a fisting stick to qualify for selection.

Any interested parties should apply below by submitting a 100 word bio and a screenshot of themselves in a bikini.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

regret to inform Daemon has already had this idea, and it was less trashy than this too

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/threads/love-island-cw-edition-mafia.84799/

 

[Son Of Coco]

regret to inform Daemon has already had this idea, and it was less trashy than this too

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/threads/love-island-cw-edition-mafia.84799/

I noted the existence of this thread, however it was far too lacking in ambition for my liking. If Daemon had done it right the first time, there would have been no need for this (massively improved) revamp.

Obviously I didn't read that whole thread you posted a link to - far too many words. I did a quick ctrl-f for the word 'fisting' though, and there was nary a word matching it's description to be found.

I rest your case my honour.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Steve Kerrigan: “Dad, a guy’s selling a pair of fisting sticks”
Darryl Kerrigan: “How much does he want for them?”
Steve Kerrigan: “Dad, $450”
Darryl Kerrigan: “For fisting sticks? Tell ‘em he’s dreaming.”
Steve Kerrigan: "But they're Son of Coco branded fisting sticks."
Darryl Kerrigan: "Then they're going straight to the pool room."

 

[Son Of Coco]

Steve Kerrigan: “Dad, a guy’s selling a pair of fisting sticks”
Darryl Kerrigan: “How much does he want for them?”
Steve Kerrigan: “Dad, $450”
Darryl Kerrigan: “For fisting sticks? Tell ‘em he’s dreaming.”
Steve Kerrigan: "But they're Son of Coco branded fisting sticks."
Darryl Kerrigan: "Then they're going straight to the pool room."

I've never seen 'The Pool Room' used as a euphemism before.