Idiots Guide to Test Cricket *England Selectors Pls Read*

[Craig]

*bump*

Anybody else wants England's selector's to resign? I probably would have played Trott when Freddie was ruled out to give the batting some more strength and not picked Harmison is either good or just plain rubbish.

Cue Uppercut to come in here and tell me I'm wrong

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

The Idiot's England Team for the Ashes

Bilal Shafayat - we really rated him when he was young so we'll look silly if we don't pick him eventually
James Benning (c) - you need someone from the home counties who went to public school to skipper the side
Vikram Solanki - classy technique, must be a decent player
Mark Wagh - something about his name just makes me think he's a test player
Michael Lumb - born in the southern hemisphere so he must be good
Graham Napier - played well that one time I saw him on TV
Tony Frost (wk) - that one good season he's just had surely outweighs many previous seasons of mediocrity?
Liam Dawson - Shane Warne told me he was really good
Chris Jordan - Under 24? Bowls at 85mph? 6ft plus? Get him in the side pronto!
James Harris - it's impossible to select a young talent too soon
Sajid Mahmood - his invaluable test match experience will help him mentor the younger players

How does one pronounce Wagh?

 

[Craig]

How does one pronounce Wagh?

The same as 'Waugh' AFAIK.

 

[Richard]

Anybody else wants England's selector's to resign?

No more or less now than at any point in the last 2-and-a-bit years.