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Glenn Maxwell Poem

Dawood Ahmad

U19 Vice-Captain
Glenn Maxwell​
The Aussie who came for sake of sixes
And started flowing his lake of sixes
When I watch him, I
think even before I wake, of sixes

In all games, he can attack very well
All deliveries he can crack very well
Huge boundaries, he can smack very well
All gaps he can track very well
Large run-up bowlers bowl him
And he sends ball back very well

With huge boundaries, he beats the opponents
With a working mind, cheats the opponents
thats how he treats the opponents
they are afraid when he meets the opponents

He is capable, so he bats very well,
On his each boundary say "thats very well"

He is best hitter I ever saw
and one like him i never saw
To be Continued

Never misunderstand I am only 14 + I don't see myself becoming only a poet in future cuz I have many other aims.
 
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Swingpanzee

International Regular
Even better than the Ponting poem, even though the first one had the advantage of novelty. Your genius is quite remarkable, anyone who says you are not a gun poet hates abilities.

Hope this is merged with the other thread to create a single epic thread. This is seriously ATG stuff.

Dawood ATG

Dawood is one of ATG poets
he is the one that CW covets
He speaks the truth with poetry, not prose
He is better than Curtly Ambrose

Him as poet we all revere
Watching Lala we all revere
He's from PakPassion, but whatever
Will we stop loving him? Never

Dawood is ATG stuff
Dawood really has really great talent
so those who hate him hate talent
 

Gnske

International Coach
Glenn Maxwell​
The Aussie who came for sake of sixes
And started flowing his lake of sixes
When I watch him, I
think even before I wake, of sixes

In all games, he can attack very well
All deliveries he can crack very well
Huge boundaries, he can smack very well
All gaps he can track very well
Large run-up bowlers bowl him
And he sends ball back very well

With huge boundaries, he beats the opponents
With a working mind, cheats the opponents
thats how he treats the opponents
they are afraid when he meets the opponents

He is capable, so he bats very well,
On his each boundary say "thats very well"

He is best hitter I ever saw
and one like him i never saw
To be Continued

Never misunderstand I am only 14 + I don't see myself becoming only a poet in future cuz I have many other aims.
Never ever write poetry ever again.
 

Gnske

International Coach
Ban this guy please he obviously hates abilities

Dawood do one for Steve Smith please
I'll admit I laughed at how dreadful it was as his expense just like you and every other guy on here but the poor fella is going to be cringing in a few years time thinking back to this.
 

OverratedSanity

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I'll admit I laughed at how dreadful it was as his expense just like you and every other guy on here but the poor fella is going to be cringing in a few years time thinking back to this.
You're just a delusional, jealous ability hater.

Gnske nobody knows even name of him
But Dawood there's great fame of him.
 

Dan

Global Moderator
Glenn Maxwell​
Oh Glenn Maxwell
He is the one who Bats-well
If only he could Sats-well
On the bench.
 

OverratedSanity

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Dan
He is the man
Red Hill makes fun of a tran
Dan is the man
Announce bans he can
He is not Murali Vijay fan
So when Vijay scores hundred like he can,
And keeps batting till he gets Aussie sun tan,
Dan hits face on pan
Because he is not Vijay fan
He is not as cool as solo Han,
But he still the man
Dan
 

Dan

Global Moderator
Dan
He is the man
Red Hill makes fun of a tran
Dan is the man
Announce bans he can
He is not Murali Vijay fan
So when Vijay scores hundred like he can,
And keeps batting till he gets Aussie sun tan,
Dan hits face on pan
Because he is not Vijay fan
He is not as cool as solo Han,
But he still the man
Dan
Who the **** are you and what the **** is that monstrosity? It utterly ****s on the English language and all of the great poets (like Dawood) to come before you?

Infracted. Banned. Perma'd. Dan Announcements'd.
 

ImpatientLime

International Debutant
with the current foam you're showing and strock play i cannot see you failing to reach your aims.

if anyone disagrees i will oppose them.
 

Dawood Ahmad

U19 Vice-Captain
I'll admit I laughed at how dreadful it was as his expense just like you and every other guy on here but the poor fella is going to be cringing in a few years time thinking back to this.
"If you hit every dog on your way, you never reach your desired destination"
definitely applies to you. But i have hit one dog!
 
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