I OWN you, possum pecker.No, I'm just telling a **** to **** off.
I OWN you, possum pecker.No, I'm just telling a **** to **** off.
Gosh, sorry richard, I apologize profusely, I shall don sack-cloth and ashes, (after all it's more fashionable then my city shirt), and cry into my pillows, I always knew having moobs would be an advantage some day.Shame most don't agree with you, really.
You own nothing about these forums, at all. You are not welcome here and every member who is aware of your antics shares sentiments along those lines.I OWN you, possum pecker.
Just giving my POV, sorry if you and "most people" disagree.Whether you like it or not my presence on these forums is generally appreciated.
And suggesting that BLE > me is not something that'll gain much if any support. Therefore there wasn't really a lot of point suggesting it.
And nothing to you kid, otherwise you wouldn't go around embarrasing yourself as you have done since your first day.E-Cred means everything to that kid.
The thing is, everyone knows your POV already, you've said it more than a few times. Saying it again now is pointless.Just giving my POV, sorry if you and "most people" disagree.
Didn't realise only one was allowed on the board, tbh.
The thing is, everyone knows your POV already, you've said it more than a few times. Saying it again now is pointless.
Not remotely close to that number.
Harmison was at least accurate for the majority of that series, as hes been for most of the summers of 04 and 05. He might not have been earth shatteringly brilliant, but any novice could see that Harmison was 1/100th the bowler in the 1st and 2nd Ashes test than he was at any point after in that series.Harmison simply isn't good enough - he's sprayed the ball all over the park just about every time he's bowled in Test cricket bar those first 7 Tests of 2004, and even then he still didn't bowl many wicket-taking deliveries. He bowled absolute rubbish in summer 2005 too, even at Lord's most of his wickets came at the end of the innings, and to suggest he bowled remotely well in the Second to Fifth Tests would take a lunatic.
His performances were far superior to both Hoggard and Flintoffs in the same test matches, both of whom came out of that series with praises. With a bit more luck and some chances taken he might actually have bettered those figures.As for the most recent Ashes - if 43-164-5, 28-69-2 and 28-93-2 (his performances in the last 3 Tests) is really all we should expect from him it says it all IMO.
No, as far as I'm concerned, players get found-out and sometimes a coach can't do anything about that. No coach can stop opposition pitching the ball up to Andrew Strauss, catching chances off Marcus Trescothick, bowling accurately at Andrew Flintoff and Geraint Jones, or not preparing turning pitches for Ashley Giles.
I don't blame Duncan Fletcher for any of those.
I think to compare Graveney to Fletcher would be like comparing mahmood to plunkett. They are both rubbish when it comes to selections and neither ever deserved to be given any sort of power when it came to selections. The fact that Fletcher outperformed Graveney is rather irrelevant.And many selectorial decisions beggar belief. The decision to pick Tim Bresnan ahead of multiple better-qualified candidates was infinately worse than picking Giles and Jones for The 'Gabba. And yet because one is perceived (ridiculously) to have influenced an important series the lesser evil gets more attention.
If you expect selection to be perfect, you expect something you're never, ever going to come close to getting.
FFS, I'm not saying he was flawless, just that he has the right to some context. That decision made negligable impact on the series, but even if Mahmood, Read and Panesar had been picked (then we'd probably have done even worse) he'd still have been criticised, because people had simply decided it was time for change for change's sake.
I don't see that anyone could have changed Strauss, in any way, nor Flintoff. Their problems have not been matters of small flaws in the technique but simply lack of strokes in one case and lack of good shot-selection in another. And it takes more than a bit of coaching to completely change either.Do you know anything about coaches? They are not just supposed to prevent players from getting worse but also ensure that they get better. Strauss' technical deficiencies have been there to see for anybody for the last 2 years(Buchanan even mentioned it in in the triangular series before the last ashes in 05), yet no one has bothered to change it.
Geraint Jones' has been sweeping like a maniac and you can almost singlehandedly put that down to fletcher who hasnt even bother to fix his sweeping technique despite that. Not to mention that someone with as much potential as Geraint Jones and Andrew Flintoff have both been allowed to bat like complete idiots over the last couple of years.
And Fletcher is the first to dislike Boycott?And with the recent revelation that Vaughan was afraid to talk to Boycott about his own batting because Fletcher didnt like him, that says it all IMO. That is not the sort of culture that a coach needs to set, the captain himself is afraid to talk to someone else about his batting.
Not really - he was no worse in those first 2 Tests than he was in all bar the Second Test in South Africa 2 winters ago. Equally, nonsense was he accurate in the West Indies series in 2004 or the last 4 Tests in 2005, he was all over the place as usual. Not, perhaps, as wayward as he was in the First and Second Tests or for most of South Africa, but nowhere near accurate enough for a Test bowler.Harmison was at least accurate for the majority of that series, as hes been for most of the summers of 04 and 05. He might not have been earth shatteringly brilliant, but any novice could see that Harmison was 1/100th the bowler in the 1st and 2nd Ashes test than he was at any point after in that series.
Come on then, how many catches were dropped off him?His performances were far superior to both Hoggard and Flintoffs in the same test matches, both of whom came out of that series with praises. With a bit more luck and some chances taken he might actually have bettered those figures.