Cruise, marry or sleep with (cricketing version)

[four_or_six]

Hmmm... the choices. Well, I think I've made my mind up.

Cruise: Shane Watson - he would look very good sunbathing by the pool
Marry: Justin Langer - he seems really nice and quite sweet, and is also probably quite rich!
One-night stand: Shane Warne - out of interest really, to know if it's good... he's had plenty of practice!

 

[Smudge]

Ummm, guys - can no one follow the requirements of Shaggy's first question? You have to use the three he has named.

(Inspired by the Australia in Sri Lanka thread)

There are three past or present (living, no corpses please) international cricketers who will be given. Out of these three, there are coincidentally three options you have for them. One you must take on a around-the-world cruise with you. The other you must faithfully marry for the rest of your life. And finally, the third you must have a one night stand with, mandatory *** and all.

The first three:
Ian Bell
Matthew Hayden
Shoiab Akhtar

I'd take Matthew Hayden on the cruise and knock him out with a shuffleboard pole
I'd marry Shoiab Akhtar as because he's a bowler, he'd be handy at the swinging parties.... (yes, I'm here all night)
And I'd have a one-nighter with Ian Bell as he looks like he'd be a handy gimp and he's slim enough to be mistaken for a girl from the back...

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

I knew the requirements, but as I was in the same boat as Partyush, I figured I'd make the thread at least a little bit interesting.

 

[Smudge]

but as I was in the same boat as Partyush.

I didn't even know he was an international cricketer, tbh...

 

[four_or_six]

Ummm, guys - can no one follow the requirements of Shaggy's first question? You have to use the three he has named.

Yeah, I got it but ew... no thanks to all three.

 

[silentstriker]

You have been watching OZ?

That was a great show.

 

[nightprowler10]

Cruise with Akhtar.
Marry Hayden, great breadwinner.
One night stand with Ian Bell. I wanna make him my bitch.

 

[andruid]

Cruise: Stuey MacGill. Could push him off.
Marry: Bracken. Without hesitation. Close enough to a chick anywhoo.
One-Nighter: Brad Williams. I know what you're thinking, but I'm scared of getting AIDS and I figure he's never done it before.

Thats what condoms are for

I think

 

[Nate]

*looks over at pile of water balloons*

"I've made an expensive mistake."

 

[amokk1]

Cruise: Merv Hughes.....preferrably in the outback
Marry: Warny and hopefully have my story on Women's weekly.
One-Nighter: Murali.