Caption: President Bush

[Stumped]

 

[cpr]

The US Governments 'Son of Star Wars' SDI plan looked a bit drastic when faced with the death star's midget child

 

[cpr]

Seeing the ball late, only a quick duck could save george from a fate worse than pretzel.

 

[cpr]

The ball failed to hit the wicket, but it did finally dislodge the chip from his shoulder.

 

[silentstriker]

The Indian fast bowlers were luckless as President Bush kept them at bay without moving his bat or body.

 

[Nate]

"We will not give in to these people`s plans. They have tried to scare us before and they will try again. But we shall not be moved! This is our country, and we will fight for it. I don`t care how many short-balls they bowl at us, we will remain strong and will not, I repeat, not play a pull shot down square-leg`s throat."

 

[33/3from3.3]

Nice

 

[_Ed_]

George Bush, taking a bouncer to the body after failing to take evasive action in time, learns the importance of an exit strategy.

 

[Nate]

Yeah, pretty much what I wanted to say, but I lack any skillz.

 

[cpr]

Name: George W. Bush
Line: Leg side.... known to be uncomfortable with anything left leaning.
Other: Close catcher required, needed for when choking on pretzel/falling off bike. Swing balls essential, despises anything that isnt straight. Fielder in the covers, incase he tries hiding his vietnam service/drunk driving convictions

 

[andyc]

 

[Tomm NCCC]

Only a maiden double-hundred for Englands newest international save dthem from defeat against The Pakistan U18's

(Bit of reference to england having a load of foreigners, not the fact i think George bush is english )

 

[Matt79]

Dubya: I remember the paddle from my frat days but I still don't understand why a taping a tennis ball to my shoulder forms part of the initiation to the gang... Hope they break out the keg soon...

 

[nightprowler10]

Name: George W. Bush
Line: Leg side.... known to be uncomfortable with anything left leaning.
Other: Close catcher required, needed for when choking on pretzel/falling off bike. Swing balls essential, despises anything that isnt straight. Fielder in the covers, incase he tries hiding his vietnam service/drunk driving convictions

Best. Captioner. Ever.

 

[DCC_legend]

USA's new opening batsman G.W.Bush played an unorthodox straight drive against the India under 16s.

 

[superkingdave]

As a Ricky Ponting impersonator George was pretty well qualified, the looks and leadership ability spot on, all he needed was a dosing of Just For Men and some work on that pull shot.