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    Icon14 Next one to post a ****-fest "Whoever Posts Whenever Wins" thread gets a cock punch

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    #408. Sixty three not out forever.

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    Would that count as winning or losing?

    It's important to make these distictions.
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    Whatever floats your boat....

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    How will the cock punch be administered will it be bare fisted or with a glove on?
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    I got great enjoyment in going to the game and shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowd
    Proudly against the bring back Bennett movement since he is injury prone and won't last 5 days.


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    Any excuse for Burgey to touch another mans junk hey.
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    Read it as 'cock-munch' initially.
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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane View Post
    How will the cock punch be administered will it be bare fisted or with a glove on?
    16 oz gloves

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    Any excuse for Burgey to touch another mans junk hey.
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    No one with your avatar can laugh at cheap exercises in humour ever again.

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    Can't hear you shouting all the way from the Jurassic era. Hope the first meteor from the meteor shower hits you in your head. Not that its going to make any difference in your posting but a man can hope right?

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    When your balls drop and you become a man, then you can start posting..

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    Why? Did your balls drop? Is it your manopause or something?

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    Family forum rules, not an appropriate thread.

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