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  1. BoyBrumby

    *Official* Ashes 2023 Limerick Thread

    Fixed that up for you, chap. No charge.
  2. BoyBrumby

    *Official* Ashes 2023 Limerick Thread

    England now have a Tongue for the slot He's ready to show a quick boy they've got He sent it down fast The Aussies lost their arse And off heading faceward goes money shot
  3. BoyBrumby

    Draft Game - Fantasy Cricket 2023

    Can only speak for myself, but I went for Matty Cross as Scotland (and Ireland too) have the European T20 WC 2024 qualifiers in July and (in theory at least) has a chance to fill his boots against the likes of Italy, Germany and Jersey.
  4. BoyBrumby

    Draft Game - Fantasy Cricket 2023

    Change of heart? McMullen a good pick up though, IMHO. If I had space for another AR he'd be high on my list of possibles.
  5. BoyBrumby

    Draft Game - Fantasy Cricket 2023

    Richie Berrington, please. @Line and Length
  6. BoyBrumby

    *Official* Ashes 2023 Limerick Thread

    There was a tall bowler called Haze Who swung it both of two ways After Pat tossed the coin He rubbed balls on his groin And his eyes fogged with orgasmic glaze
  7. BoyBrumby

    Draft Game - Fantasy Cricket 2023

    Chris Woakes, please. As @CricAddict is sitting things out, I guess @Line and Length is up?
  8. BoyBrumby

    *Official* Ashes 2023 Limerick Thread

    There was an old batsman called Warner Who'd masturbate in the corner He practiced his stroke 'Til his dick he made smoke Now it's four inches less than its former
  9. BoyBrumby

    *Official* Ashes 2023 Limerick Thread

    Zac was a young batsman from Kent Whose **** was so small that it meant He'd slash wild outside When the bowler sent it wide And instead of coming, he went
  10. BoyBrumby

    Draft Game - Fantasy Cricket 2023

    Matthew Cross, please. @CricAddict
  11. BoyBrumby

    Draft Game - Fantasy Cricket 2023

    Andy McBrine, please. @CricAddict
  12. BoyBrumby

    Fred Trueman , Ray Lindwall or Wes Hall : The Better Fast Bowler?

    Think I read or heard somewhere he missed more tests than he played between his debut and retirement for whatever reason. No secret he was a man of occasionally trenchant opinions though. To paraphrase Harry Enfield's Yorkshireman character George Whitebread, he said what he liked and liked...
  13. BoyBrumby

    *Official* English Football Season 2022/23

    Mad Jens: still crazy after all these years. Taking a chainsaw to a neighbour's half-finished garage that threatened to spoil his view of a lake is possibly the most perfect on-brand Lehmann story imaginable.
  14. BoyBrumby

    *Official* New Zealand Football Thread

    Sounds like ugly scenes during the Qatar v NZ "friendly" as a Qatari player racially abused Michael Boxall. Allegedly, etc. Kudos to the All Whites for taking a stand because FIFA sure as **** won't.
  15. BoyBrumby

    Draft Game - Fantasy Cricket 2023

    I'll also be excising Peter Moor, please. Ireland not playing him today tipped him over.
  16. BoyBrumby

    *Official* First Test (Edgbaston, Birmingham) 16–20 June

    Declaration: vindicated.
  17. BoyBrumby

    Fred Trueman , Ray Lindwall or Wes Hall : The Better Fast Bowler?

    Interesting. He obviously rated dear old George Statham very highly. Guess Big Bird the obvious notable exclusion, although the great man was probably still very much in the middle of his career in 82. But then so was Holding, so I dunno.
  18. BoyBrumby

    Fred Trueman , Ray Lindwall or Wes Hall : The Better Fast Bowler?

    Gotta ask: who was third and fourth? Guessing Davo maybe one?
  19. BoyBrumby

    Series Predictions Thread

    Already looking rock solid shouts, tbh. Nostra-friggin'-damus, me.
  20. BoyBrumby

    *Official* First Test (Edgbaston, Birmingham) 16–20 June

    Given we just saw Haze have what looked a fairly floaty half volley register at 87mph and a long hop at 85mph, I'm inclined to agree.

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