Michael Klinger please save your new state, don't let them change the NZ squadExcessively complex ploy to avoid criticism for sending a third-string squad to NZ:
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look mate i love a good test match but even though i expect nothing i've still sat through enough over the top, couldn't have done worse if they fixed it losses to your ***** for a couple of yearsTest series v NZ
Maybe we should go and play Afganistan instead, or the Bangers, or Zim, teams that we don't give a **** about. Or bring them out here. I was only joking, we would never do that.So Aus out of WC final contention?
dan you're turning into Jake Gyllenhaal in Zodiac. I feel like you should record Ryan Harris, noted CA coach, saying the tour was going ahead.On 25 January, CA put out this tweet, calling the tour “still to be confirmed”
They’ve also put out others referring to it as a “proposed” tour, as recently as last week (possibly later but I ain’t digging through the archives lol u kid)
Around that time they also led a story with “South Africa is battling a deadly new wave of COVID-19 but Australia’s cricketers are still keen to tour the country for the upcoming Test series.”
It’s a fair enough call to postpone, but I strongly suspect they’ve had no intention of going for quite some time now. Using the propaganda arm to release a story that basically says “we’re sending our players into a disease-ridden hellscape and they might die for your entertainment, but it’s ok because they want to go” is a weird thing to do if nobody has brought up that you’re sending your players into a disease ridden hellscape. Why would you voluntarily frame it that way when it’s basically broadcasting that you’re endangering your players, unless you, I don’t know, wanted to generate such coverage to give a veil of insurmountable public pressure to the decision to (a) ****can an unprofitable overseas tour that could only **** the chances of a WTC finals appearance and (b) not bother with sending anyone good to NZ?
In absence of a BBL game, this has been another episode of Dan’s Baseless Conspiracy Theories That Make You Think. Hmmmm.... Interesting.... Hmmmm....