*Official* Fourth Test at Trent Bridge

[Biryani Pillow]

Warne now on Sky.

One Day wide time.

Four balls in.

It would be dangerous to play a Shane Warne drinking game.

Down one every time he mentions "the great Australian team that I played in which were perfect all the time" and you'd be on the floor within half an hour.

 

[OverratedSanity]

God I'd love twin tons for Clarke and Voges.

 

[Jono]

whether Clarke believed what he said in his press conference yesterday or not re: being aggressive best way to deal with good bowling, he most certainly isn't taking that mindset in today. He's being far more circumspect this innings.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

That's not including wicket keepers i assume?

Yeah, I tried to look it up on cricinfo and it took about half an hour to load the page, just as I typed it asking the question it loaded.

 

[Johnners]

I've just realised Finn reminds me of Nick Percat

As if there werent enough reasons to dislike him already.

 

[91Jmay]

KP clearly the bigger dick. I win.

Have they both sent you pictures then?

 

[King Pietersen]

FFS. Stokes has done his hamstring! Hopefully it's cramp!

 

[Jono]

doesn't look horrendous, he's moving okay. Tightness instead of a twang perhaps?

 

[flibbertyjibber]

cramp surely, if it was a hammy he wouldn't have jogged off.

 

[Niall]

Root has the perfect face and demeanour to be such an annoying sledger Like instead of just being a pure bogan dick like Warner or ****y prick like Kohli, he's just got this whiny brat MO. WAG

He really seemed to wind up the Lanka guys last year which really backfired.

Andrew Fidel Fernando on Joe Root providing Sri Lanka's spark | Cricket | ESPN Cricinfo

 

[Biryani Pillow]

Circus music.

Nice bit of juggling and Clarke wearing the clown feet.

 

[King Pietersen]

Bye bye Clarkeh.

 

[Jono]

FMD Clarke

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Sack the juggler.

Well actually sack the edger.

 

[Compton]

What's the record for least days played in an Ashes series?

 

[Black_Warrior]

There he goes..that ball with his name on it.

Now does this justify his comments yesterday that aggression is the way to go?

I guess when you are so woefully out of form, it doesn't really make much difference either way

 

[Jono]

like seriously just leave the ball. Stokes just hurt his hamstring, let these guys tire out.

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[TheJammyTurtle]

Clarke will score runs against Bangladesh in October,you watch.

 

[Compton]

There he goes..that ball with his name on it.

Now does this justify his comments yesterday that aggression is the way to go?

I guess when you are so woefully out of form, it doesn't really make much difference either way

The ball was hardly unplayable.

Justifies the old saying "don't edge the ball to first slip".

 

[flibbertyjibber]

What's the record for least days played in an Ashes series?

Aussies won it in 11 days in 01 I think. 3-0 at that stage.

Not sure on days in entire series, no doubt Benedict will tell us during next test.