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Player A vs Player B

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Richard

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
Swervy said:
so you think Player Q (along with Player A, B ....etc) are in fact real?
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No.
Swervy said:
watch yourself though, Jenny might be falling for Joey's 'How you doin'' line in the clubhouse
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Good for her. She'll be in her 50s by then, though, so I doubt it. And Joanne would be with me, totally oblivious to the fact her own heroine was in the clubhouse. As long as Dominic Cork himself wasn't there too. Can see him trying it on with Jen though. Good luck to him if so.
 
Swervy

Swervy

International Captain
Richard said:
No.

And Joanne would be with me, totally oblivious to the fact her own heroin was in the clubhouse.
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I don't know what type of cricket club the DevonU11 will be playing at, and yeah I accept thats time they are a-changin', but jeez, they will be serving peoples own personal stash of heroin from behind the bar, without the owner even knowing? What you doing being still married to a junky? What kind of life is young Dom going to have? An unappreciative father and a junky ex-Hollywood star. You couldnt write this story!!!!

In my day, it was just a pint of bitter in the clubhouse
 
Richard

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
Swervy said:
I don't know what type of cricket club the DevonU11 will be playing at, and yeah I accept thats time they are a-changin', but jeez, they will be serving peoples own personal stash of heroin from behind the bar, without the owner even knowing? What you doing being still married to a junky? What kind of life is young Dom going to have? An unappreciative father and a junky ex-Hollywood star. You couldnt write this story!!!!

In my day, it was just a pint of bitter in the clubhouse
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Half a post is a dangerous toy, Daniel.
 
Swervy

Swervy

International Captain
GeraintIsMyHero said:
Your last name? I'd guess you were a Mandy, prior to the change
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you are right, it is surreal....fictious players, Richards son, Jennifer Aniston with a smack problem, wasting bandwidth, and now me being called Mandy. Somebody must have slipped some lysergic into the reservoirs
 
Richard

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
Jackson, I'd kinda presumed. With the DJ bit being the fact you run a mobile DJ business or something...
 
Swervy

Swervy

International Captain
hey anyway back on topic...

Player A has terrible backfoot technique, leaves his bat out to dry
 
Richard

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
Ah, I have had a good time, learnt a lot of things, met some great people without wasting 3 years studying something I wasn't going to use. Uni is far from an essential way to do that.
 
Swervy

Swervy

International Captain
Richard said:
Ah, I have had a good time, learnt a lot of things, met some great people without wasting 3 years studying something I wasn't going to use. Uni is far from an essential way to do that.
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good glad to hear it, never said it was essential...life would be so boring if we were all the same, well infact, I mean if we were all like you :)
 
Richard

Richard

Cricket Web Staff Member
It'd be boring if we were all like you too ITBT. And even if we were all like Neil Pickup or Sean Bennett.
 
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