Biggest disgrace to the NZ test and ODI caps?

[Cricket_Fanatic]

Anyone else think it's quite sad that someone is pretending to be an international cricketer?!

 

[Perm]

Anyone else think it's quite sad that someone is pretending to be an international cricketer?!

Pretending?!?

 

[Goughy]

Not being a Kiwi and having limited knowledge on the subject the 2 that immediately spring to mind are Su'a and Bulfin.

However, I dare say there could be others less deserving.

 

[Flem274*]

I am annoyed by this thread now. Heath is clearly not the worst bowler ever produced by New Zealand, and I feel that the two people who have (so far) voted for Heath are clearly indulging in a lame attempt at cyber-bullying.

No, not amused at all.

I'm sorry Heath. Take consolation from the fact that you inspired me to make this thread.

 

[Matt79]

Too late mate.

 

[Richard]

Anyone else think it's quite sad that someone is pretending to be an international cricketer?!

I wondered for a time, too.

But no - Heath really is Heath.

 

[Richard]

Mason and Butler better than O'Connor and O'Brien? Thats stretching it a bit.

O'Connor > Mason > O'Brien > Butler IMO.

Whether Butler truly was worse than Heath is not something I can justifiably comment on, however.

 

[Flem274*]

Too late mate.

I was wondering if Heath would ever drag that thread up.

Oh well can't see Paddy Greatbatch catching me anytime soon. I'm much quicker. If I ever am caught, I'll just bribe him with pies.

 

[Flem274*]

O'Brien is dire.

If you're only going on his previous internationals then yes he was back then. He has improved greatly though and deserves a recall.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

I wondered for a time, too.

But no - Heath really is Heath.

I thought he was talking about Messers W.G and Macka anyway. Heath is unquestionable.

 

[Richard]

Macka?

He's been around for aaaaaaaages.

D'you mean Monty?

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

For a while, I thought you were Richard Illingworth

 

[Richard]

TBH, there are a few Richs you've though I am are there not?

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Well, if you have an ambiguous user name, what do you expect.

As far as I know I have thought you to be:

Richard Attenborough (Sir)
David Dickinson
Richard Illingworth
Richard III
Richard Rich
Matthew Bulbeck

 

[Cricket_Fanatic]

I overheard Heath Davis talking to people at the Trent Bridge test during their tour of England in 1994. He sounded as thick as anything, whereas HeathDavisSpeed seems to have some brains!

 

[Richard]

Heath likes to play the stoopid card quite a bit TBH.

 

[Richard]

Well, if you have an ambiguous user name, what do you expect.

As far as I know I have thought you to be:

David Dickinson

We are related apparently. Think he's my 4th cousin twice removed or summat. He's my great-great-grandad's brother's grandson (I think).

Richard III

My birthday is the same as Richard I - Richard III was a borderline mental case, too.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Richard III was a borderline mental case, too.

Aha. You are Richard III and I claim my 5 groats.

I always modelled myself on Lenny from "Of Mice and Men", but am actually more like George.

 

[Richard]

Aha. You are Richard III and I claim my 5 groats.

Sorry mate, I hate being the one to break these things to people, but he died about 500 years ago.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

So how come Supergrass released a song about him you then?