Fully Loaded: The Road to the Wooden Spoon

[DJellett]

Well, as you can tell from the title, we are not a great team.
Myself and Dark hunter are the stars, and no-one else can play.

I will keep a diary of the team's progress here.
All I can say ATM is played 8 since I joined, Lost 7 and 1 Forfeit For.

 

[Langeveldt]

Hehe.. "Fully loaded"
What with? Beer?

 

[DJellett]

Well yes...certainly not with wins.
Were last night beaten by 150, Dark Hunter contributing -9...
I made 7 and took 1/19

 

[Langeveldt]

Using this oppertunity to plug my own club
Won seven on the trot.. check out the sig for performances.. Wahey...
Carry on Dylan

 

[DJellett]

LOL - overall we have lost 17 games in 18 played, and 1 was a forfeit...

 

[DJellett]

I will soon profile every player and their abilities (very litlle) and then begin on the diary. The thread will now also be called "Fully Loaded: The Road to the Wooden Spoon"

 

[DJellett]

PROFILE NUMBER 1

Player: Andrew George
AKA: "Georgey" (Original Huh?)
Role: Team Captain
Attributes: A good bowler of Right Arm Orthodox Spin, can bat well
Best Performance: Last Night, 17 and 2/17

 

[DJellett]

PROFILE NUMBER 2

Player: Dylan Jellett
AKA: Red Knob, Rusty Nuts, The annoying guy with the big mouth that's keeping
Role: Vice Captain
Attributes: Handy batsman, wicky, massive turner of the ball with LS but can't keep it on the pitch...
Best Performance: Last Week, 21 and 9, 2/20, 2 Catches

 

[Langeveldt]

Red Knob, Rusty nuts...

You must be mad admitting that kind of stuff on here...

 

[DJellett]

LOL - Ginger and proud...
If I can take beatings for it then some worded abuse will be water off a duck's back...
More profiles shortly

 

[DJellett]

PROFILE NUMBER 3

Name: Jake Bramble
AKA: The really tall Canadiatopian
Role: Started the team
Attributes: A very good batsman, yet to master the art of running and therefore struggles
Best Performance: 17 and 3/17, Round 5

 

[DJellett]

PROFILE NUMBER 4

Name: Myles Hutchinson
AKA: Dark Hunter, Hutch, 500, "the really fast bowler"
Role: One of the teams 2 stars
Attributes: Slogger, very fast but sometimes not so accurate bowler
Best Performance: 23 and 13, 2/20 Last week

 

[DJellett]

PROFILE NUMBER 5

Name: Andrew Esnouf
AKA: Anof, the other Rusty Knob
Role: Token crappy player
Attributes: Turning up each week
Best Performance: 7 and 3/14, Last Week

 

[DJellett]

Well that's all the regular players - expecting Dark Hunter to contribute here as well, and the diary will start after next week's game.
I will also reminis on our "best loss" by 40 runs, and some other memorable moments

 

[Deja moo]

Arent there seperate sub-forums(fora?) for club teams ?

 

[Dark Hunter]

Another (not so) memorable moment:
Due to lack of players Dylan was 1 of 2 that had to bowl 3 overs, consisting of 19, 23, 26 runs. Mind you I've had some bad ones too. Plus we all played badly that night.
*waits for abusive spray from Dylan "Red Nuts" Jellett*

 

[Neil Pickup]

3-0-68-0?!

 

[Simon]

3-0-68-0?!

probably quite a few 7's in that!

 

[Dark Hunter]

One "8" as well if I remember corectly. I think my worst is about 0/40 off 3 overs.

 

[Simon]

damn thats bad, when i played at the national championships back in 2001, we got slaughted by Sri Lanka in a match, one of out players went for about 60 from 2 overs!