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    The BYE

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    Yasir Shah
    BJ Watling
    Ben Stokes
    Mohammad Amir
    Matt Renshaw
    Mominul Haque
    Misbah-ul-Haq
    Scott Kuggeleijn
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    Something like that, yeah.
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    RENSHAW LEAVES THE BYE; LARKIN SIGNED



    The BYE has come to terms on the release of Round 5 draft pick Matthew Renshaw.

    The BYE wishes him the best in all of his future endeavours, even if he is a bit of a traitor.

    Renshaw's position in The BYE squad has been filled by Sydney University and NSW opening batsman (and former Ireland representative), Nick Larkin.

    Larkin has scored 494 runs at 49.40 in the Sheffield Shield this season, and averages 29.71 in 23 matches of First Class cricket. He is also regarded as the finest Future's League player of all time, having scored 1884 runs at 85.64 while representing both NSW and ACT/NSW Country.

    The BYE welcomes Nick Larkin to the team, and hopes he doesn't **** off to play Tests for Ireland mid-season now that he's apparently good.








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    THE BYE SIGN SPONSORSHIP DEAL



    The BYE has signed a name-and-shirt sponsorship deal with Australian oil and gas prospector, Byron Energy (ASX: BYE).

    A company spokesperson was quoted as saying "Byron Energy loves plumbing the deepest of depths for questionable value, so when we saw The BYE's team list, we knew we had to secure naming rights and sponsorship. We didn't even have to pay them -- they signed up for a single share! That's even less than what we had to pay that random dude when we contaminated his backyard with lead. NERDS!"

    The BYE's wicketkeeper-batsman BJ Watling, social media intern J. Douglas Sheahan Neesham, and leadership consultant #McBaz were happy to model the new design at their recently-renamed home ground, Splendour in the Oil Spill.
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    Current Support Staff:
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    Nah, Graeme Smith and Henry Nicholls were unavailable
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    Nah, Graeme Smith and Henry Nicholls were unavailable
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    No, it'd be utterly useless. Like the rest of this team.

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    MISBAH RELEASES STATEMENT


    The BYE middle-order batsman, Misbah-ul-Haq, called an impromptu press conference at the Byron Energy Splendour in the Oil Spill Cricket Ground's Adani Articlewriters' Area this evening. The full text of his statement is below:

    "Thank you. Thank you very much. You know, since I took care of Kinesh Chandimal so quickly, I came prepared. Koe Root, you claim to be the man of a thousand shots. But I counted and you know about sixty. But I know 1004 and I wrote them all down, here we go:

    Shot 1: Cover Drive
    Shot 2: Leave
    Shot 3: The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza
    Number 4: Leave
    Number 5: The Sialkot Short Arm Pull
    Number 8: Leave
    Number 9: The Shooting Star Straight Drive
    Number 10: Right Handed...

    [...]

    "Shot Number 712: Leave
    Shot Number 713: The Mianwali Late French Uppercut
    Shot Number 714: The Canadian Dilscoop

    [...]

    "Shot Number 723... whoah, I'm starting to get blown up here… The Misbah Reverse Helicopter Switch-hit!

    [J. Douglas Sheahan Neesham walks to the lectern]

    "Shot Number 725: Bopping Mohammad Shami over long on for six

    [Douglas Sheahan Neesham begins to drag Misbah off the stage]

    "I still got 204!"
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