Probably the most Australian thing I've read all year

[Flem274*]

Forget Burgey's dumb list, the below defines the straya wayyyyyyyyy ****

Watson stuck my head in toilet - Johnson | Cricket | ESPN Cricinfo

 

[Spikey]

sticking a ****'s head down the loo is really more a yank thing

 

[Coronis]

Getting dumped for being a good mate of Twatto's is the best reason I've ever heard.

 

[The Battlers Prince]

Sounds like he's hanging everyone out to dry. Anything to sell some books.
By the by, how many books have the Clarke vs Katich altercation in them? 5?

 

[mr_mister]

flem please don't make the mistake of thinking most australians are like shane watson

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

The Neighbours thing makes this story.

 

[ImpatientLime]

a bit homoerotic all that wrestling tbh

 

[cnerd123]

I wonder what they had for breakfast that day

 

[Howe_zat]

Is the book out yet?

I hope Watson reviews it.

 

[NUFAN]

In fairness I used to run to the toilet in the ad break after seeing Holly Valance, Harold Bishop, Margot Robbie etc.

 

[ImpatientLime]

I wonder what they had for breakfast that day

undisputed mediocrity on toast

 

[Mike5181]

Always preferred Home and Away.

 

[Victor Ian]

No wonder Australian cricket is dire. I guarantee you Border, Boon and Waugh didn't watch neighbors.

 

[NZTailender]

Is the book out yet?

I hope Watson reviews it.

/thread

 

[Athlai]

They... wrestled during the ads of Neighbours?

Fan fiction incoming.

 

[Mike5181]

I was dragged through the door and into the bathroom by a heap of guys

That's got to be your first sentence

 

[Burgey]

No wonder Australian cricket is dire. I guarantee you Border, Boon and Waugh didn't watch neighbors.

Allan Border doesn't have neighbours. He lives at Delphi and lesser beings come to him for guidance

 

[listento_me]

what a classy people lol

 

[Gnske]

Is the book out yet?

I hope Watson reviews it.

Sublime