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    Glenn Maxwell Poem

    Glenn Maxwell
    The Aussie who came for sake of sixes
    And started flowing his lake of sixes
    When I watch him, I
    think even before I wake, of sixes

    In all games, he can attack very well
    All deliveries he can crack very well
    Huge boundaries, he can smack very well
    All gaps he can track very well
    Large run-up bowlers bowl him
    And he sends ball back very well

    With huge boundaries, he beats the opponents
    With a working mind, cheats the opponents
    thats how he treats the opponents
    they are afraid when he meets the opponents

    He is capable, so he bats very well,
    On his each boundary say "thats very well"

    He is best hitter I ever saw
    and one like him i never saw
    To be Continued


    Never misunderstand I am only 14 + I don't see myself becoming only a poet in future cuz I have many other aims.
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    glenn maxwell has a lot of aims too
    http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blo...cricket-legacy

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    Those who hate Dawood hate aims.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawood Ahmad View Post
    I don't see myself becoming only a poet in future cuz I have many other aims.
    Oh yeah, that's the only reason why you won't be a good poet in future
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    that seems a bit mean

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    Even better than the Ponting poem, even though the first one had the advantage of novelty. Your genius is quite remarkable, anyone who says you are not a gun poet hates abilities.

    Hope this is merged with the other thread to create a single epic thread. This is seriously ATG stuff.

    Dawood ATG

    Dawood is one of ATG poets
    he is the one that CW covets
    He speaks the truth with poetry, not prose
    He is better than Curtly Ambrose

    Him as poet we all revere
    Watching Lala we all revere
    He's from PakPassion, but whatever
    Will we stop loving him? Never

    Dawood is ATG stuff
    Dawood really has really great talent
    so those who hate him hate talent
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawood Ahmad View Post
    Glenn Maxwell
    The Aussie who came for sake of sixes
    And started flowing his lake of sixes
    When I watch him, I
    think even before I wake, of sixes

    In all games, he can attack very well
    All deliveries he can crack very well
    Huge boundaries, he can smack very well
    All gaps he can track very well
    Large run-up bowlers bowl him
    And he sends ball back very well

    With huge boundaries, he beats the opponents
    With a working mind, cheats the opponents
    thats how he treats the opponents
    they are afraid when he meets the opponents

    He is capable, so he bats very well,
    On his each boundary say "thats very well"

    He is best hitter I ever saw
    and one like him i never saw
    To be Continued


    Never misunderstand I am only 14 + I don't see myself becoming only a poet in future cuz I have many other aims.
    Never ever write poetry ever again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnske View Post
    Never ever write poetry ever again.
    Ban this guy please he obviously hates abilities

    Dawood do one for Steve Smith please

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    Now Dawood, a poetry on Asif and Aamir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swingpanzee View Post
    Ban this guy please he obviously hates abilities

    Dawood do one for Steve Smith please
    I'll admit I laughed at how dreadful it was as his expense just like you and every other guy on here but the poor fella is going to be cringing in a few years time thinking back to this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnske View Post
    I'll admit I laughed at how dreadful it was as his expense just like you and every other guy on here but the poor fella is going to be cringing in a few years time thinking back to this.
    You're just a delusional, jealous ability hater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swingpanzee View Post
    Ban this guy please he obviously hates abilities

    Dawood do one for Steve Smith please
    sure

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    Glenn Maxwell
    Oh Glenn Maxwell
    He is the one who Bats-well
    If only he could Sats-well
    On the bench.
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    Dan
    He is the man
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    Dan is the man
    Announce bans he can
    He is not Murali Vijay fan
    So when Vijay scores hundred like he can,
    And keeps batting till he gets Aussie sun tan,
    Dan hits face on pan
    Because he is not Vijay fan
    He is not as cool as solo Han,
    But he still the man
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