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Ricky Ponting Poem

Dawood Ahmad

U19 Vice-Captain
A poem:

Ricky Ponting is the best cricketer
He is one day and test cricketer

Who's better Ponting or Lara?
Pontiing's better, bad is rest cricketer

When Lara went to Auntralia
Ponting defeated the west cricketer

When Ponting went to play with him
Lara defeated by guest cricketer

Ponting had really great abilities
So those who hate him, hate abilities

skills are for greats and hence he has
power to dispatch to fence, he has
every thing of cricketing sense, he has

First the settlement, he would let that be done
then big scores, he would get that be done

Indeed he was a good player
In world, an understood player
To be Continued...

Edit:Never misunderstand me, I'm only 14
 
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Daemon

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Moeen Ali Poem

The bearded beauty named Moeen,
Soon to be knighted by the Queen

For being a perfectly reasonable bowler, for ****s sake (tm)
Leaving Indian wickets tumbling, in his wake

When the South Africans face him they'll require the heimlich
On PakPassion he's compared to the great Shoaib Malik

to be continued...
 
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Red

The normal awards that everyone else has
Thanks for the offer but it's not overly important to me...
 

Red

The normal awards that everyone else has
Come dust bowl wicket or green top wicket
There's no one better to bowl at cricket
Moustache gleaming, the ball is seaming
The demonic in his eyes is gleaming

He stares hard at the opening bat
Looking down on that stinking rat
If the opening bat gives him a pout
He'll just get him out

He's so tough he could bowl up hilly
Everyone's fave, Dennis Lillee
 
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Daemon

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Come dust bowl wicket or green top wicket
There's no one better to bowl at cricket
Moustache gleaming, the ball is seaming
The demonic in his eyes is gleaming

He stares hard at the opening bat
Looking down on that stinking rat
If the opening bat gives him a pout
He'll just get him out

He's so tough he could bowl up hilly
Everyone's fave, Dennis Lillee
Poor formatting 2/10
 

TNT

Banned
Reasonable but would be much better if you declared your love for Ponting to give the poem more structure.
 

Hurricane

Hall of Fame Member
Come dust bowl wicket or green top wicket
There's no one better to bowl at cricket
Moustache gleaming, the ball is seaming
The demonic in his eyes is gleaming

He stares hard at the opening bat
Looking down on that stinking rat
If the opening bat gives him a pout
He'll just get him out

He's so tough he could bowl up hilly
Everyone's fave, Dennis Lillee
Not nonsensical enough to be compared with the OP in a good light but had its own charm 8 out of ten :)
 

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