Jesse Ryder, yes the man with the name you'd expect to find on the cast list for "Goodwill humping", really has outdone himself.
His performances for his domestic side are good enough for a call up?
He averaged 41 in first class cricket and 24 in list A. He's shown a remarkable ability waste his talent, to stay out drinking before match time, to pile on the pounds and to be an arrogant ****. But I wouldn't say any of those are good reasons to bring him into the New Zealand side. It doesn't matter which country he pledges his allegiance to. He'll never get into any decent side if he keeps behaving like he does now.
Congradulations jesse, you've truly reached the pinnacle of ********.