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Sing When You're Winning - Songs of the CW terraces

steds

steds

Hall of Fame Member
This is where all the Songs/Chants of CW XI fans go :)
I'm sure you can all do far better than me
I'll start us off

There we where just walking down the street
Singin
Up the Webbers, Webbers
CW

Super Neil Pickup
(to the tune of Copa Cobana[I think] by Barry Manilow)

His name is Pickup
Super Neil Pickup
His red hair makes him look a prat
But we'll let him off with that
Coz he bowls good leg spin
Who needs the whellie bin?

Nibbs/Halseys blues
(to the tune of The Ballad of John and Yoko - The Beatles)

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
According to Nibblet
It is all down to bad chi

OR

Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
But look on the Bright side
They don't have to pick Halsey (yet :p )
 
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Tom Halsey

International Coach
Neil: He's got a tinge - of ginge - on his very ginger fringe, it's Neil Pickup...(x however many times you like)
 
steds

steds

Hall of Fame Member
The Reds' Song
(which I bunked off Saints and changed. To the tune of Annie's song by John Denver)

You fill up my senses
Like a whiskey from Marcs bar
Like one of hakon's Haddocks
Like some of Liams best sh!t
Like a night at the Lords Lounge
Like throwing stones at Nikhil
Oh CW Red, come fill me again!!
(nanananana
OOOH!!!!!!)

NOTE: Nikhil Nichani's defence team are preparing to sue the as yet unnamed Reds fan who created that malicious line about their client.
 
Neil Pickup

Neil Pickup

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Fight, Fight, wherever you may be
We are the boys from the Web Country
And we'll fight you all, wherever you may be
And we'll fight you all for the Web Country

[Minimum effort required there, changing West to Web]
 
Jamee999

Jamee999

Hall of Fame Member
On bealf of the Prosecution in the Trial of Nikhil Nichani

Cheat wherever he may be[ To tune of Flower of Scotland]

O' Nikhil Nichani!
Cheat wherever he may be!
O' Nikhil Nichani!
Here he goes again!
O' Nikhil Nichani!
Here's your 3rd retirement!
O' Nikhil Nichani!
*lines "O' Nikhil Nichani" Sung with middle fingers raised*
 
DJellett

DJellett

International Debutant
The Official CW Blue Chant

Are we good, are we good, are we any f*cken good?
Yes we are, yes we are, we're the f*cken best by far!

The Official Chant to Nikhil Nichani

Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah,
aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDBBBBBBYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
 
Jamee999

Jamee999

Hall of Fame Member
The Green chant(Ripped off Tom Halsey's one for the Blues last year ;))

We are Greens and we are class!
So we're gonna kick your ass!!!

Cheers for that one Tom.
 
KennyD

KennyD

International Vice-Captain
This isnt really relelvant to me, but if someone ever gets dropped, its not a bad one.
"Cleaning out my locker"
To the tune of "Cleaning out my Closet" by Eminem.

Wheres my place? I got no place in the CW Blue. Oh there you go, yeah, dropped, dropped, dropped....

Have you ever been hated or descriminated against?
I have, I been dropped and pushed to the boundary fence.
Picket fence for my only chance, look at the times,
Sick of the mind of the broken wicket left behind,
All this appealing, cheating runs deep to the coutroom,
tempers flaring from captains, just get a duck and keep going,
Not taking no runs from no one, give em wickets as long as I'm breathing,
Keep getting edges in the morning and dropping sitters in the evening,
Leave them sour with the taste of failure in their mouth,
See they can sledge me, and I'll always be getting out,
Look at me now, I bet'ya probably sick of me now, aint you Liam!
I'm gonna score a century now!

(Chorus)
Im sorry Liam...
I never meant to fail....
I never meant to make you swear, but tonight, Im cleaning out my locker,
I said Im sorry Liam...
I never meant to hurt you...
I never meant to make you swear, but tonight, Im cleaning out my locker.

I got some pads in my locker, and I dont know if no one knows it,
So before they throw me back in Club cricket and close it,
Im gonna expose it,
I'll take you back to 2003, before I ever had a 6 consecutive duck slumpy,
I was a just a newby, maybe I was just a couple of hours,
fagg*t Liam must have had his whiteys up in a bunch,
Coz he dropped me, I wonder if he even waved me goodbye,
No i dont, on second thoughts I fu**ing wish he would die.
I look at CW Blue, and I couldn't picture leaving the team,
Even if I hated Liam, I'd grit my teeth and I'd try,
To make it work for CW Blue's sake I might be getting ducks,
But Im only a newbie, but Im old enough to face the bowler today,
I know it was stupid, no doubt it was dumb,
But the smartest thing I ever did was hit that bowler for 6,
Coz I would have blocked it, sh*t I woulda played outta a maiden,
Thats my life, I'd like to welcome you'all to the KennyD show!



There, that took ages.

Theres supposed to be onemore versed but I couldn't be stuffed, what do you all think?
 
KennyD

KennyD

International Vice-Captain
'The Slump song'

to the tune of 'The Hell Song' by Sum 41

dedicated to fellow Blue Nath Patrick (Nnanden)

Every batters got their problems
Every batters faced some good spells
Just a matter how you survive them
And knowing how to change the slump you been through

I fear I've come to realise
How fast this quickie really is
Jump back towards square leg
I cant believe, hes bowled me for nought

Hes bowled me for nought

Its just a problem that we're faced with am I
Not the only one who hates to be bowled by
The bowlers bowling a fantastic line
All the fielders shouting 'hey thats mine'

Getting endless, nicks and edges
I feel so useless in this
Cant block that back and as for me, I cant bat

Part of me, wont agree
Coz I know the umpires not that sure
Suddenly, Suddenly
I dont hit any good fours
Anymore

Every batters got their problems
Every batters faced some good spells
Just a matter how you survive them
What else are you supposed to do...

Part of me, wont agree
Coz I know the umpires not that sure
Suddenly, Suddenly
I dont hit any good fours
Anymore

Why do times that matter the most
I never end up scoring the most
Now that I found out Im really bad
I just remember Im a young laaaaad...
 
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Tom Halsey

International Coach
KennyD said:
This isnt really relelvant to me, but if someone ever gets dropped, its not a bad one.
"Cleaning out my locker"
To the tune of "Cleaning out my Closet" by Eminem.

Wheres my place? I got no place in the CW Blue. Oh there you go, yeah, dropped, dropped, dropped....

Have you ever been hated or descriminated against?
I have, I been dropped and pushed to the boundary fence.
Picket fence for my only chance, look at the times,
Sick of the mind of the broken wicket left behind,
All this appealing, cheating runs deep to the coutroom,
tempers flaring from captains, just get a duck and keep going,
Not taking no runs from no one, give em wickets as long as I'm breathing,
Keep getting edges in the morning and dropping sitters in the evening,
Leave them sour with the taste of failure in their mouth,
See they can sledge me, and I'll always be getting out,
Look at me now, I bet'ya probably sick of me now, aint you Liam!
I'm gonna score a century now!

(Chorus)
Im sorry Liam...
I never meant to fail....
I never meant to make you swear, but tonight, Im cleaning out my locker,
I said Im sorry Liam...
I never meant to hurt you...
I never meant to make you swear, but tonight, Im cleaning out my locker.

I got some pads in my locker, and I dont know if no one knows it,
So before they throw me back in Club cricket and close it,
Im gonna expose it,
I'll take you back to 2003, before I ever had a 6 consecutive duck slumpy,
I was a just a newby, maybe I was just a couple of hours,
fagg*t Liam must have had his whiteys up in a bunch,
Coz he dropped me, I wonder if he even waved me goodbye,
No i dont, on second thoughts I fu**ing wish he would die.
I look at CW Blue, and I couldn't picture leaving the team,
Even if I hated Liam, I'd grit my teeth and I'd try,
To make it work for CW Blue's sake I might be getting ducks,
But Im only a newbie, but Im old enough to face the bowler today,
I know it was stupid, no doubt it was dumb,
But the smartest thing I ever did was hit that bowler for 6,
Coz I would have blocked it, sh*t I woulda played outta a maiden,
Thats my life, I'd like to welcome you'all to the KennyD show!



There, that took ages.

Theres supposed to be onemore versed but I couldn't be stuffed, what do you all think?
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Very good. :)
 
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