Move over cnerd

[GIMH]

I feel bad for Ben Kettle. 7 fer with the ball to set up an easy chase, only to be out first ball. Is he a prospect we should keep our ears open to hearing about?

He slipped over and then knocked over by a blinding throw - talk about bad luck

Usually bowls leg spin and instead opened the bowling and went on the rampage with seam up balls going everywhere

 

[Starfighter]

Usually bowls leg spin and instead opened the bowling and went on the rampage with seam up balls going everywhere

Was this the pitch?

This is an abomination. In what world is this playable.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1784539405127946423

 

[Jarquis]

Bat for 34 overs to lose chasing 71. lol.

also, Ingeborg Beavers was one of the scorers? What a name.

 

[Smudge]

also, Ingeborg Beavers was one of the scorers? What a name.

Seems fitting that Scaly's relative was named using a random set of Scrabble tiles lying around a maternity hospital.

 

[GIMH]

Might as well bore you all with my exploits once again. Today went well. Other than being called a ****ing cheat by the visiting captain. Alas he apologised but remained adamant he’d hit it when given lbw.

All of the fielders said post match that it was nowhere near bat so I’ll take it. And anyway it is what it is. But if he didn’t hit it then we can put today down as no howlers

Oulton Park CC

Play-Cricket, Oulton Park CC,

oultonpark.play-cricket.com

 

[Prince EWS]

Giving one of the captains out lbw when he's smashed it has become a theme of yours tbf.

 

[GIMH]

Giving one of the captains out lbw when he's smashed it has become a theme of yours tbf.

I did think this

 

[Starfighter]

I did think this

In fairness to you, all captains (or at least batting ones) will claim they smashed it when given LBW, even if they missed it by a foot.

 

[the big bambino]

that's when you tell them they must have a wooden leg.

 

[Burgey]

You need to not care what they say. It's your game, they're just participating.

At least, that's how all the other ****wit umpires acted during my playing days, so you may as well start now.