Dragon ball z style fusion of cricketers

[Kirkut]

Wasim Akram and Curtly Ambrose will give Wartly Akrabrose.

This hybrid will have exact physique of Curtly Ambrose but will wear green jersey, skin colour is black but face will resemble Wasim Akram. The bowler will have accuracy and bounce of Ambrose coupled with speed and swing of Wasim.

Rahul Dravid and Viv Richards will give Vivul Drachards.

Fusion of Dravid's sound defense and Viv's destruction.

Give some innovative ideas!

Don't get freaked out.

 

[cnerd123]

Dale Steyn and AB De Villers = AD De Steyn

 

[OverratedSanity]

Rahul dravid + his son = RahulRahul
Anbhajan Singhmonds : He has a split personality where he calls himself a monkey but convinces himself it was a Hindi swear word.
Sir Donchin Bradulkar: A half chinese half Maharshtrian who scores a double hundred every two matches
Moshim Amli: Has two magnificent beards. Once visible to the naked eye. One visible when naked.
AB de Kock: Sheer magnificence

*badum tish* for all of the above

 

[Kirkut]

Rahul dravid + his son = RahulRahul
Anbhajan Singhmonds : He has a split personality where he calls himself a monkey but convinces himself it was a Hindi swear word.
Sir Donchin Bradulkar: A half chinese half Maharshtrian who scores a double hundred every two matches
Moshim Amli: Has two magnificent beards. Once visible to the naked eye. One visible when naked.
AB de Kock: Sheer magnificence

*badum tish* for all of the above

Haha! nice!!

Sreebhajan Singhsanth would keep slapping himself.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Shahid ul Haq

Is he 16 or is he 40?
Is he brain dead or his he calm and collected
Is he a cheat or is he a role model
Is he aggressive or is he defensive

We don't know but what we do know is that he has a split personality.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Gimran Khobers

The greatest cricketer ever. Much better than the underrated and boring Jian Bothallis.

 

[Kirkut]

Michrat Kohlding.

Abuses after scoring a ton, kicks stumps if bad decision given.

 

[Coronis]

Sir Shanald Bradne. Scores a ton before lunch, takes a 5 for after lunch, along with multiple catches. A real ladies man, who is an overrated captain.

 

[Top_Cat]

Rickshane Pontwarne - hair absolutely everywhere but on his head.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Chrishammad Amiricairns - a cricketer who can influence the outcome of any match

 

[G.I.Joe]

Shahelle Gibbsamirdi

Is paid to bowl a no-ball, but gets confused mid-way through his run-up and ends up snacking on the ball instead. Claims he's been 16 years old for the past 20 years and blames it all on his captain - Sallie Cronutt

 

[Athlai]

Jesse Beer

Gets there sooner.

 

[Top_Cat]

Tino Clarbest - get ready for a broken ****ing window.

 

[Howe_zat]

Stane Broadson - yet to leave the crease

 

[sledger]

Hansie Amir - More likeable and trustworthy than either of the constituent people.

 

[smash84]

 

[Howe_zat]

Misbamam Ul-Haq - refuses to take the field after being accused of batting too slowly

 

[andmark]

Imran Qadir- Two personalities which both choose to bowl the same as the other anyway

 

[GIMH]

Mark Waugh

A cross between mark and Steve Waugh

 

[G.I.Joe]

Dean Waugh

Assumed to be a potent combination of Dean Jones and Steve/Mark Waugh.

But is actually the forgotten Waugh.

Such is life.