Cruise, marry or sleep with (cricketing version)

[Shaggy Alfresco]

(Inspired by the Australia in Sri Lanka thread)

There are three past or present (living, no corpses please) international cricketers who will be given. Out of these three, there are coincidentally three options you have for them. One you must take on a around-the-world cruise with you. The other you must faithfully marry for the rest of your life. And finally, the third you must have a one night stand with, mandatory *** and all.

The first three:
Ian Bell
Matthew Hayden
Shoiab Akhtar

 

[Pratters]

I have no intention of having *** with either of the three, let alone living. Wouldn't mind Hayden for the world round trip. He is a good cook.

 

[haroon510]

(Inspired by the Australia in Sri Lanka thread)

There are three past or present (living, no corpses please) international cricketers who will be given. Out of these three, there are coincidentally three options you have for them. One you must take on a around-the-world cruise with you. The other you must faithfully marry for the rest of your life. And finally, the third you must have a one night stand with, mandatory *** and all.

The first three:
Ian Bell
Matthew Hayden
Shoiab Akhtar

that is the gayest topic i have ever seen lol.. i

i pass.. any ways the score is 335 for 8 lol

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Cruise: Symmo. Loves a piss up.
Marry: Watto. Duh.
One Nighter: Jimmy Anderson. What a dream boat.

 

[Jono]

Cruise and one-nighter for Yuvi.

Marry the Huss. Looks faithful and a good breadwinner.

 

[Nate]

Cruise: Stuey MacGill. Could push him off.
Marry: Bracken. Without hesitation. Close enough to a chick anywhoo.
One-Nighter: Brad Williams. I know what you're thinking, but I'm scared of getting AIDS and I figure he's never done it before.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Haha.

 

[iamdavid]

Cruise: Stuey MacGill. Could push him off.
Marry: Bracken. Without hesitation. Close enough to a chick anywhoo.
One-Nighter: Brad Williams. I know what you're thinking, but I'm scared of getting AIDS and I figure he's never done it before.

 

[silentstriker]

Cruise: Lillee (would be fascinating to hear his thoughts on fast bowling, as well as his experiences in coaching Indian players)

Marry: Assuming I can be faithful in marriage but don't have to have ***, it would have to be Tendulkar. I get the benefits of loads of $$$.

Sleep: Anyone who'll be the bottom. Maybe someone like Sidebottom, when I'm looking at his hair and he is facing away, I can pretend its a woman.

 

[Craig]

Cruise: Lillee (would be fascinating to hear his thoughts on fast bowling, as well as his experiences in coaching Indian players)

Marry: Assuming I can be faithful in marriage but don't have to have ***, it would have to be Tendulkar. I get the benefits of loads of $$$.

Sleep: Anyone who'll be the bottom. Maybe someone like Sidebottom, when I'm looking at his hair and he is facing away, I can pretend its a woman.

You have been watching OZ?

 

[armchairumpire]

Cruise: Kerry O'Keefe - would keep me laughing
Marry: Daniel Vettori - smart and great sense of humour
Onie Nighter: Stephen Fleming - my best friend knows nothing about cricket but this would make her really jealous!

 

[Nate]

Marry: Daniel Vettori - smart and great sense of humour

Vettori: How many Kiwi cricketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Girl: I don't know, how many Kiwi cricketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Vettori: *injures self*

 

[Perm]

Vettori: How many Kiwi cricketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Girl: I don't know, how many Kiwi cricketers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Vettori: *injures self*

 

[adharcric]

 

[Perm]

Cruise: Richie Benaud. Would love to talk cricket with him.
Marry: Adam Gilchrist. Best bloke ever.
One-Nighter: Brett Lee. "There's the smile that captivated a nation"

 

[Craig]

Must of been tempting to take Gilly for the one-nighter as well?

 

[Perm]

Must of been tempting to take Gilly for the one-nighter as well?

Wouldn't be able to handle him TBH. Besides, Brett is more of a looker.

 

[Fiery]

Marry: Adam Gilchrist. Best bloke ever.

One-Nighter: Brett Lee. "There's the smile that captivated a nation"

 

[Perm]

Yeah, I'm not going to dispute the fact that Adam Gilchrist is the greatest person ever. I beleive Mark Nicholas said that line about Brett Lee, it's not something I'd say.

 

[Fiery]

Yeah, I'm not going to dispute the fact that Adam Gilchrist is the greatest person ever. I beleive Mark Nicholas said that line about Brett Lee, it's not something I'd say.

Be a proud kiwi...pleease Perm

Fred