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Battle of the top ****s
- Thread starter sledger
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Victor Ian
International Coach
Surely the two headed **** wins.
Himannv
Hall of Fame Member
The top ****:
Saw an Ad for a rooster named Kenny in the paper and called up the seller. He told me the rooster will fertilize everything he can get ahold of, and was a sure thing. Apparently he even talks occasionally. I went to see him.
When I arrived, the farmer let the rooster out of the cage and he made a beeline to the hen house. After he was done with all of the hens he ran straight for the pig pen, then the horses. He humped everything on the farm before the farmer put him back in his cage. I figured he would be a good buy as a conversation piece. I hadn't heard him talk but thought nothing of it.
After I brought him home and let him out of his cage, he did the same thing as before. I didn't stay around to watch and just went in the house for dinner and bed. The next day I woke up and went to check on Kenny to find him laying stone cold dead in the middle of the yard with buzzards circling above. I was distraught but grabbed a bag and walked over to Kenny. I mumbled to myself "Such a shame, he must have humped himself to death".
Kenny looked up with one eye open and said "Shh, they're getting closer".
Saw an Ad for a rooster named Kenny in the paper and called up the seller. He told me the rooster will fertilize everything he can get ahold of, and was a sure thing. Apparently he even talks occasionally. I went to see him.
When I arrived, the farmer let the rooster out of the cage and he made a beeline to the hen house. After he was done with all of the hens he ran straight for the pig pen, then the horses. He humped everything on the farm before the farmer put him back in his cage. I figured he would be a good buy as a conversation piece. I hadn't heard him talk but thought nothing of it.
After I brought him home and let him out of his cage, he did the same thing as before. I didn't stay around to watch and just went in the house for dinner and bed. The next day I woke up and went to check on Kenny to find him laying stone cold dead in the middle of the yard with buzzards circling above. I was distraught but grabbed a bag and walked over to Kenny. I mumbled to myself "Such a shame, he must have humped himself to death".
Kenny looked up with one eye open and said "Shh, they're getting closer".
shortpitched713
Cricketer Of The Year
This thread is a disgusting act of barbarism, indicative of a backwards eras...
On the other hand, if you start a comparison of pictures of erect male penises, that could be something I could get behind.
On the other hand, if you start a comparison of pictures of erect male penises, that could be something I could get behind.
capt_Luffy
Hall of Fame Member
Quinton de......