Are Travis Head and Nathan Lyon the only two Aussies that would make it into the English side?

[SillyCowCorner1]

Very much no.

Negativity and self deprecation is our bread and butter.

Good to know

 

[Daemon]

It's obviously a troll thread - should I leave it open or wait to see if someone actually baits with an effortpost?

Oh right it's another Spazball thread.

Well yeah, never picking Smith because he doesn't score quickly enough is something Stokes and McCullum might genuinely do, but it also demonstrates why it's been taken to a point of absurdity and probably bound to be counter-productive at the extreme fringe it's gravitated towards.

Oh pews