[R5] Ridiculously long team name (Squirts) vs. Dynamo Morpork

[Spark]

Would be surprised if Squirts one this one.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

I wouldn't.

 

[Spark]

                          Squirts vs Dynamo Morpork

                         Played at Squirting Stadium


                             Squirts 1st Innings

S Sriram                          lbw       b Chapple              3   14  0 0
MW Goodwin             ct Cook              b Randiv              62  134  5 1
RS Dravid              ct Randiv            b Broad               82  197  7 1
BC Lara                                ct & b Broad               72  134  6 0
JD Ryder               st Haddin            b Randiv              78  114 10 1
JEC Franklin           ct Trescothick       b Randiv              15   27  1 0
BB McCullum            ct de Wet            b Broad                2   12  0 0
Y Arafat               ct Haddin            b Broad              100  176 12 0
H Singh                              not out                     123  225  9 4
IE O'Brien             ct Haddin            b de Wet               3   20  0 0
M Asif                 ct Taylor LRPL       b Chapple              6   27  1 0
Extras          (byes 1   leg byes 18   no balls 10   wides 5)    34
Total                       (10 Wkts  178.2 Overs)               580
Fall of Wkts    4    117  184  302  322  327  330  531  540  580

Chapple                 37.2   2  137   2    2  1
de Wet                  39     3  131   1    2  2
Broad                   44     7  147   4    6  1
Randiv                  51    14  133   3    0  1
Taylor LRPL              7     1   13   0    0  0

There are tail wags, and then there's that.

 

[Flem274*]

Squirts never finish at a dribble.

 

[Howe_zat]

Squirts are actually a good team once you get past the fact that the average age is 43.

 

[Spark]

                          Dynamo Morpork 1st Innings

AN Cook                                     b Arafat              34   81  2 1
ME Trescothick         ct Sriram            b Asif                 1    5  0 0
CA Pujara              ct Goodwin           b Franklin            43   69  4 1
LRPL Taylor            ct Franklin          b Singh               33   73  2 1
JWA Taylor             ct Asif              b O'Brien            103  181 15 1
NT Broom                          lbw       b Arafat             120  252 12 2
BJ Haddin              ct Dravid            b Singh               25   54  2 0
SCJ Broad                         lbw       b Franklin             1    3  0 0
G Chapple                       run out                            3    7  0 0
HKS Randiv             ct McCullum          b Franklin             4   13  0 0
F de Wet                             not out                       9   10  2 0
Extras          (byes 3   leg byes 32   no balls 9   wides 4)     48
Total                       (10 Wkts  123.1 Overs)               424
Fall of Wkts    3    86   88   173  296  379  380  386  404  424

Asif                    24     5   72   1    3  1
O'Brien                 23     2   77   1    0  0
Arafat                  27.1   2   79   2    4  2
Franklin                28     7   77   3    2  0
Singh                   20     2   81   2    0  0
Ryder                    1     0    3   0    0  1

Not every day you'd say you're still in deep **** after putting up 424.

 

[Flem274*]

FFS, roll them you ****s.

 

[Howe_zat]

Day 4 and they've avoided the follow-on. Should be a draw.

 

[Spark]

                             Squirts 2nd Innings

S Sriram               ct Broom             b Broad              123  170 12 3
MW Goodwin             ct de Wet            b Broad               28   71  0 1
RS Dravid                                   b Randiv              26   59  2 0
BC Lara                ct Haddin            b Chapple              0    5  0 0
JD Ryder                                    b Randiv              21   26  2 0
JEC Franklin                      lbw       b de Wet               1    7  0 0
BB McCullum                          not out                       7   11  0 0
Y Arafat
H Singh
IE O'Brien
M Asif
Extras          (byes 0   leg byes 13   no balls 4   wides 2)     19
Total                    (6 Wkts Declared 57.3 Overs)            225
Fall of Wkts    84   161  162  201  202  225

Chapple                 14     1   45   1    1  0
de Wet                  13     0   51   1    2  1
Broad                   12.3   2   54   2    1  1
Randiv                  18     2   62   2    0  0

About a day left I think.

 

[Spark]

                          Dynamo Morpork 2nd Innings

AN Cook                ct Franklin          b Asif                 6   26  0 0
ME Trescothick                  run out                           19   38  1 0
CA Pujara              ct Lara              b Singh               61  106  6 0
LRPL Taylor            ct Arafat            b Franklin            30  102  2 0
JWA Taylor             ct Ryder             b Singh               16   42  2 0
NT Broom               ct McCullum          b Singh               17   34  1 0
BJ Haddin                            not out                      21   44  1 0
SCJ Broad                         lbw       b O'Brien              5    7  1 0
G Chapple                                   b Singh                8   17  1 0
HKS Randiv             ct McCullum          b Singh                3   18  0 0
F de Wet                          lbw       b Asif                 0   10  0 0
Extras           (byes 0   leg byes 3   no balls 6   wides 1)     10
Total                       (10 Wkts  73.0 Overs)                196
Fall of Wkts    21   33   114  126  151  164  169  180  189  196

Asif                    18     3   43   2    2  0
O'Brien                 13     1   45   1    1  1
Arafat                   7     1   22   0    1  0
Franklin                15     2   33   1    2  0
Singh                   20     4   50   5    0  0


                           Squirts won by 185 runs.

 

[Flem274*]

YES!!! z

 

[Cevno]

Harbhajan having a really big game.

 

[Daemon]

YES!!! z

****in lawl at Harbhajan and Arafat. Shri finally amongst the runs too. McCullum

 

[Daemon]

Bit better from Asif, hope it keeps up. We've dropped Jerome Taylor who had a 6-fer and averages 27 with the ball for him, he better start performing.