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*Official* Pro-Wrestling Thread II
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King Pietersen
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Not a fan. I think she's over-rated in the the ring, could hear Nikki shout "****" at Paige when she missed a spot at EC, and her matches recently have been very average. Her promo on Smackdown was pretty poor too, not Growing Up Bella bad, but certainly not good, she's just awkward on the mic. I just don't get the appeal, and she's from Norfolk.
Heenan
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Paige is awesome... just dragged down to the sloppy levels of the others in the ring because all the other main roster female wrestlers suck. I do agree "this is my house" needs to die, though.
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Bit of an inspiration really. Watching him retain his sense of humour hits home for me because my dad is pretty much in exactly the same condition right now. Might show him that video, come to think of it. He is a heenan fan after all.Oh man, this is so sad.
King Pietersen
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Hope that doesn't mean WWE stop Joe using the Muscle Buster!
King Pietersen
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Sounds great. They should re-form Too Cool too. Samoa Joekishi dancing alongside GrandAxel ***ay and Sandowy 2-Hottie. Sorted.
Bo and Bray are brothers?
Dan, think up an angle pronto!
Wyatt continues his feud with Ryback over the IC Title and goes on a losing streak. This goes until the month pre-Summerslam, where Ryback prevails in the feud-ender to retain.
Bray loses his ****, he grabs a chair and starts slamming it into the ring post, he tears the turnbuckle pads apart etc. As he's going through his rage, Bo Dallas comes down in street clothes. No music, Dallas coming down as a human being rather than a pro wrestler. He starts trying to console Wyatt, and the effects mic picks up him saying "you just have to bo-lieve, bro". Wyatt turns away, contemplating, then swings back to crack Dallas over the head with his lantern. Wyatt holds it aloft and walks off, while Dallas is writhing around in pain.
Raw features a promo by Wyatt, where he creepily reveals all sorts of personal information about Dallas' childhood. He finishes with something about how Wyatt knows, and that Dallas shouldn't be getting involved with him. He doesn't wrestle, Dallas isn't on the card.
Smackdown features a Wyatt match against Neville. He's on top to start with, as if his mojo has come back, but mid-match Neville turns it around and begins to dominate with his superior quickness. Dallas comes down, head bandaged, and tries to support Wyatt. Wyatt rolls out of the ring and tries to hit Dallas with Sister Abigail, but Neville does some flying stuff to break it up. Rolls Wyatt back into the ring, Red Arrow, three count. Dallas recovers slowly and enters the ring to talk to Wyatt, but gets Sister Abigail'd too.
Raw -- Dallas is interviewed, asked why he keeps trying to help Wyatt. He spouts something along the lines of how its obvious Wyatt had a difficult childhood, and that the anger stemming from his past is what is precluding him from success now. "He just has to let it go and BO-LIEVE IN HIMSELF!" The Renee Young says that isn't what she asked, and brings up Wyatt's weird promo from the previous week about Dallas' childhood of being a privileged kid who screwed up, and starts to say she's done some research and found something. Dallas looks shaken, and cuts her off, but Renee continues. Before she can reveal her findings, the lights cut out. When they turn back on, Renee is gone. Dallas looks down, and there is a single dollar bill on the ground.
Smackdown -- Dallas is walking along a corridor and notices a dollar bill on the ground. He picks it up to see if anybody had lost it, flipping it over in his hands. On the back, written in black sharpie, is 'The Agribusiness Wins'. Dallas looks befuddled, and out of nowhere Wyatt jumps him. Lots of yelling and Wyatt punching as Dallas covers up, but Dallas keeps yelling "I won't fight you!".
Raw -- Renee Young interviews Dean Ambrose in the first hour but is visibly distressed/confused. Ambrose, being the top face who totally isn't dating her off-screen, plays White Knight and takes her to sit down. Dallas has a match against Local Competitor, which he wins, but after the three count the lights go out. Fake dollar bills fall from the sky, and as they begin to settle, the titantron is filled with an image of one being burnt., as Wyatt laughs maniacally in the background. Backstage again and Renee's recovered, but she's surrounded by The Authority as the cameraman trails them walking through corridors. We get a fragmented account of Wyatt kidnapping Renee and telling her not to look into his or Dallas' past again. She hints that she ignored this after being released and spoke to some contacts, being the good investigative journalist she is, and hints that she found something big. The Authority rush her into their dressing room and the cameraman is trapped outside.
Smackdown -- Dallas teams with Sandow to face Stardust and Axel. Mid-match, the arena darkens with the burning dollar bill once more. Wyatt is laughing, but this time there's a woman screaming too. Dallas reacts with shock and bolts as the lights come back, leaving Sandow to be destroyed by Stardust and Axel.
Raw -- Dallas is absent from the arena, but a cameraman follows him as he finds Wyatt's darkened lair. Ashes are on the ground, with a wooden chair in the middle, facing away from the camera. The only lighting comes from a lantern. Dallas yells 'Sarah' and rushes over, pulling the bag off the head of the figure on the chair. However, the female screamer from the week before isn't there. Instead, it's a slightly-confused looking Bruce Pritchard/Brother Love. Dallas screams at him "WHERE'S SARAH", and Pritchard just laughs. Dallas slaps him so hard the chair falls over. The camera zooms back from being focused in on the TitanTron and Wyatt is in the ring, with Sarah (aka NXT's Blue Pants) tied to a chair. He cuts a promo where he reveals that they're brothers, sons of a corn farmer who made it big in Agribusiness and built his own empire. Bray talks about how it would all have gone to him, how his dad was grooming him for a life of tax returns..."but then, I saw, the light. I tried to show you too, Brother Bo, but you turned away. You gave up our name, just like he did, for the money. But the money, Brother Bo, it corrupts the soul. The Agribusiness destroys." We've basically got Kippax writing this promo, btw. He laughs again, giving no further detail on who Sarah is, and walks away. A match is announced between the two for SummerSlam.
Smackdown -- We get an interview with Dallas where he reveals who Sarah was "My dad, he took me to Dallas to help him run his business...and Bray was on his own. We were meant to come back but, but I stayed in Dallas. Because of Sarah. We, we ran away together. I had everything -- the money, the job -- but I screwed it up. I left it all behind, I took the money and ran. And it was the greatest decision I ever made. But Dad he, he came for me and pulled me back. But I always knew, that if I was true to myself, if only I could BO-LIEVE, I'd find her again."
SummerSlam -- Bo enters first, followed by Wyatt, who wheels out Sarah and is accompanied by Brother Love. Dallas rushes out of the ring and attacks Wyatt in the aisle, but Wyatt throws him into the barricade and laughs. Dallas crawls towards the stage, but Wyatt signals to Pritchard and Brother Love pushes the wheelchair closer to the edge of the stage. Wyatt wags his finger, signalling that bad things will happen if Bo tries to save her. The match begins and is a brawl, and after 6 or 7 minutes the action spills to the outside and up the ramp. Both men are counted out but the fight continues, and as they reach the stage Dallas as the ascendency. At this point, Sarah decides that its a good idea to kick the wheelchair backwards, a handle embedding itself deep in Pritchard's nether regions. Pritchard crumples, and she yells out for Bo. Dallas immediately tries to untie her and is successful, but Sarah won't get up out of the chair. The camera shows Wyatt standing up behind him, and he hits Sister Abigail and leaves with Sarah and the still-selling Pritchard, the Wyatt Family 2.0.
We get a month of promos that basically amount to Wyatt laughing a lot and Dallas' heart being crushed, but he still wills himself to BO-LIEVE and that he can get Sarah back from her brainwashing if only he BO-LIEVES hard enough. But it becomes apparent, as he tries time and time and time again to get her back, that his spirit is waning. When Wyatt beats him again at the following pay-per-view, he's done. Teaming with a now-face Libertarian Kane against Erick Rowan and Curtis Axel the following night, Wyatt comes down with a steel chair. He pulls Dallas off the apron, whispers something in his ear, and hands him the chair. Dallas shapes to hit Wyatt over the head, with Wyatt even removing his hat and leaning forwards towards him, but instead he slides into the ring and blasts Kane instead.
Brother Bo is then fully zombified (like Sarah) and a follower of Bray, as the Wyatt Family 2.0 engage in a feud with Libertarian Kane.
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Awta. Will read it if someone can confirm if it's worth it.
It features money as an object of metaphorical significance, Agribusiness, a zombified Bo Dallas, a nod to Renee and Ambrose being a couple off-screen, Blue Pants and a Brother Love comeback.
Then leading into a storyline where the Wyatts become anarchosocialists and take on babyface Libertarian Kane.
What more can you want in a midcard angle?
Then leading into a storyline where the Wyatts become anarchosocialists and take on babyface Libertarian Kane.
What more can you want in a midcard angle?
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Haha wtf did he just kill her in kayfabe?