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    "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened,but I don't know into what religion yet"

    "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." - David Beckham"

    "We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day." - Bobby Gould

    "I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." - Ian Rush

    More here everyone, they're classic

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    Good finds James! I especially like the last two ones.
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    Well the Irish did it on St Patrick's day

    Rip Fardin Qayyumi, Bob Woolmer and Craig.
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    Haha, the quote in the title has got to be the stupidest line ever, if only for the name of that poor child.
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    "Young Gareth Barry, he's young" - Kevin Keegan
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    Coleman's Balls has some great ones: http://www.btinternet.com/~homepage/ballsa.htm

    Other classics include "If that had gone in, it would have been a goal." - Barry Davies, probably my personal favourite.

    EDIT: "It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday." (Radio 5 Live)
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    Murray Walker thread?

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    Both of the Villa scorers - Withe and Mortimer - were born in Liverpool as was the Villa manager Ron Saunders who was born in Birkenhead.

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    "There is a smear campaign against me with facts, which are not true." - Toni Polster

    Lol, don't mind that one. A lot of those are gold though.
    "I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."

    Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pasag View Post
    Haha, the quote in the title has got to be the stupidest line ever, if only for the name of that poor child.
    What are you talking about?

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    Great thread! Andmark he means about Brooklyn Beckham been christened into some religion.....
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    A few translated from this part of the world...

    "The Chinese food we get in Norway isn't the same as in China" Daniel Nannskog

    "This is a ball." George Curtis to Rosenborg BK on his first training session.
    "Slow down, please." Odd Iversen

    "What can you contribute to the national team?" "Hair!" Daniel Braaten

    "Football in Scandinavia has improved very much - in Switzerland, in Denmark, in Norway and Sweden - so it will not be easy", Bobby Robson

    "What Carew can do with a football, I can do with an orange." Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    "If I could answer that question, I'd play for Nazareth," Nils Arne Eggen, asked to predict the result of Inter Bratislava vs Rosenborg

    And the ultimate commentator's blip...

    "It looks dark on Cameroon's subs bench"
    Messi scores on the rebound.

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    Is the conduct approved by the gods right ("pious"), because of properties of its own, or merely because it pleases the gods to value or command it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." - David Beckham"
    Did he really say that? or is it just one of those urban myths?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes View Post
    "It looks dark on Cameroon's subs bench"
    You have to laugh.

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    If these quotes were any older, they'd be collecting an old-age pension.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltman View Post
    If these quotes were any older, they'd be collecting an old-age pension.
    The Ian Rush one definitely has a bus pass

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