The Red Thread

[Deja moo]

Alternate aggressive and slow-paced batsmen in the order. Cant have two batsmen with strike rates of 40 at the crease at the same time !

 

[AUST_HiTMaN]

Wait til I come in... 4 (2) out.

Hence why I'll be batting at 11 instead of the trusty ole 9

 

[Hoggy31]

Ahhhh...sorry team... My batting form is abosolutely shocking, . And my bowling has been pretty average of late.

 

[AUST_HiTMaN]

Ahhhh...sorry team... My batting form is abosolutely shocking, . And my bowling has been pretty average of late.

Sounds like you are talking about the Freo A graders Knocked out of the Sunday League by Subi

*cough* Back on topic.

 

[KennyD]

Sounds like you are talking about the Freo A graders Knocked out of the Sunday League by Subi

*cough* Back on topic.

Righto...

*makes plans to talk about non-related Brisbane grade cricket happenings*

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Just taken a look at the stats. And this guy:

H. Mørk                    9    17    1     595  37.19 102     1    4   23   1

is the only one averaging above 30 with the bat...the bowling's decent, but we just aren't following it up...

 

[Robertinho]

I have no idea why I am batting so poorly??

My season started in so well - 260 runs in 5 innings, now, 12 innings later, i have only scored another 200 runs..

 

[Deja moo]

I think drastic measures are needed to lift us out of this ditch we find ourselves in. I propose ice cold baths for the entire team, a la Jennings-Ntini.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

I joined for the massages!

Ice baths, pffft.

 

[Deja moo]

I joined for the massages!

Ice baths, pffft.

Go massage yourself ! We cant afford a masseur. Our entire budget went towards paying for the alcohol...

 

[Pratters]

I have been practising in the nets, giving in effort but its tough to make the red team. I have resolved to give up beer till I take a 5 wicket hall in CW Cricket. Not because beer hinders my performance, but to make it all the more personal to work hard to try and get back into the team.

 

[Loony BoB]

And once you get back into the team and get that five wicket bag... BAM! Back on the drink, form goes back down, back on the bench.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Go massage yourself ! We cant afford a masseur. Our entire budget went towards paying for the alcohol...

Budget. I heard Black had a team of female masseurs on shifts..........

 

[Robertinho]

DOn't worry lads - my overflowing charisma will draw the ladies in - free of charge

 

[LongHopCassidy]

They're not qualified masseurs, though.

 

[Deja moo]

But we arent bringing them in for the massages, are we ?

 

[Robertinho]

To the first question, they can be whatever you want them to be!

And to the second (possibly rhetorical) question - a massage of another kind

 

[zghansar]

really disappointed with my performance in the matches am trying ot hard to shift from web team to the dev league red team hope i stuck form soon for the team

 

[Robertinho]

Good win(s) Reds!

A great performance in the OD, delighted with my maiden OD century, and a very good effort to pull it back in at the end of the FC game. Keep it up Reds.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

A conventional massage. Is that so hard to get, what with the huge crowds and CW Bar endorsement?